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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 2 | |
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"I like to kiss hug country music Dreams Movies Travel walking in the park beach Bowling playing pool goingout trips biking dancing horscheckriding."
That last one confuses me a little. They don't have punctuation on your planet? |
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"If I am not in the kitchen, I am most likely in the garage working." Then we can remove the GPS transmitter from your neck. It's the trips back and forth that would concern me. |
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"I'm fond of honking geese." Extra credit for this one -- I have NEVER seen this in a profile before. Ummm....I do believe that would be a first for me as well...lmao |
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"Open minded but definitely know what I like and don't like. "
The rest of us call that 'closed minded'. |
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"THIS IS REALLY GREAT, I GET TO TALK AB0UT MYSELF. WELL I AM A HARD WORKING PERS0N, I AM SELF-EMPLOYED, AND LOVE MY WORK. MY SERVICES CONSIST OF SERVING THE PUBLIC, GIVING THEM THE PERFECT SERVICE."
Now if only we knew what the service was. |
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"I like going out to restaurants to eat" As opposed to going out to restaurants to shop? Or to swim.... Going to the buffet place just to browse perhaps?? |
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"I like to do EVERYTHING! Travel, casino, wine tasting, massages, shopping, good movies, self gratification."
That's a lot, but it's not everything. |
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"I like to have fun and do things. But I also realize that I have bills to pay and things I have to buy but so sorry Im not going to go out in one night and blow my whole pay check to have fun but dont get me wrong I can have fun even with out money also but if want to know more ask."
Why use a period when a conjunction will do just fine? |
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"THIS IS REALLY GREAT, I GET TO TALK AB0UT MYSELF. WELL I AM A HARD WORKING PERS0N, I AM SELF-EMPLOYED, AND LOVE MY WORK. MY SERVICES CONSIST OF SERVING THE PUBLIC, GIVING THEM THE PERFECT SERVICE." Now if only we knew what the service was. I'm hoping I get to choose. |
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"I like to have fun and do things. But I also realize that I have bills to pay and things I have to buy but so sorry Im not going to go out in one night and blow my whole pay check to have fun but dont get me wrong I can have fun even with out money also but if want to know more ask." Why use a period when a conjunction will do just fine? It's a damn good thing I can read silently. If I actually had to say the words, I would be out of breath by the time I got done with that. |
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"hey! Being a past English major, I know one of the hardest things to write about is your self."
An English major would know "yourself" is one word. And she would also know that the first word of a sentence is capitalized. You've been exposed, faker! |
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"THIS IS REALLY GREAT, I GET TO TALK AB0UT MYSELF. WELL I AM A HARD WORKING PERS0N, I AM SELF-EMPLOYED, AND LOVE MY WORK. MY SERVICES CONSIST OF SERVING THE PUBLIC, GIVING THEM THE PERFECT SERVICE."
Now if only we knew what the service was. Ohhhh, I think we have a pretty good idea... |
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Saw one the other day that epitomized this thread
"I like to take long walks on the lake... " Something tells me that person doesn't really need a dating site |
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"I am like a peach, rounded, but firm. My skin is soft. The bite is sweet....do you dare?"
And inside, there is an enormous, rocklike pit. I don't see this as healthy. |
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"I have that I'm looking for long-term, and that's true, but until I can make that decision, I want to date, be a friend, have an activity partner, and maybe just hang out once in awhile....lol."
This is your keyboard on drugs.... |
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“Children First Us later”
"I spend most of my time (About 70 Hours per week)at work,the rest of my time I give mostly to my 2 year old daughter ( I am the custodial parent). What time I have left I usually try to spend with family and friends, I would like to spend time with some-one special as well." Let's see, sometime between 1pm and 5am? If then. |
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“Children First Us later” "I spend most of my time (About 70 Hours per week)at work,the rest of my time I give mostly to my 2 year old daughter ( I am the custodial parent). What time I have left I usually try to spend with family and friends, I would like to spend time with some-one special as well." Let's see, sometime between 1pm and 5am? If then. I believe that headline was my ex's mantra. |
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"I like to kiss hug country music Dreams Movies Travel walking in the park beach Bowling playing pool goingout trips biking dancing horscheckriding." That last one confuses me a little. They don't have punctuation on your planet? Spent the last ten minutes trying to get a play on 'horscheckriding', but it's got me whipped. |
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“Children First Us later” "I spend most of my time (About 70 Hours per week)at work,the rest of my time I give mostly to my 2 year old daughter ( I am the custodial parent). What time I have left I usually try to spend with family and friends, I would like to spend time with some-one special as well." Let's see, sometime between 1pm and 5am? If then. I believe that headline was my ex's mantra. My ex's: Me first You Later |
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“Children First Us later” "I spend most of my time (About 70 Hours per week)at work,the rest of my time I give mostly to my 2 year old daughter ( I am the custodial parent). What time I have left I usually try to spend with family and friends, I would like to spend time with some-one special as well." Let's see, sometime between 1am and 5am? If then. I believe that headline was my ex's mantra. My ex's: Me first You Later |
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