"I am looking for someone who is laid back, easy going, alot of fun to be around who knows how to treat a lady."

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"Life is getting shorter every day and I’m planning to spend the rest of it with someone who doesn’t suck."


Wow, lay off the demands already.

"Hi all i just want to say i m a fun loving down to single female looking for that one thing that is hard to find a guy that is equal to me and i am too him i like to have fun as well as be serious and very family oriented and just ask me and i will be glad to reply i try and treat people like i like to be treated."

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"I AM LARGE BREASTED NO I WONT HIDE IT"

Are there a lot of people asking you to hide it?

"Isn’t complexity what makes us all individuals?"

No, the fact that we're all separate people makes us individuals. That's sort of implicit in the term.

Oddly enough..if that was a woman...I would actually continue reading just cuz that made me laugh....lol

"I recently had a baby and i know that will probably scare 85 percent of you away."

No, that will scare 100 percent of me away.

The other 15% of me is paralyzed with fear

I'd like to know how they actually calculate that!

They must be taking a weight ratio of you and the pile of steaming fear you left behind.

I think if it's actually steaming, the heat dissipation might skew the measurements....

"For the passed few years I haven’t really had the time for dating."

Or for English class either, apparently.

"It seems like everyone says that they are laid back but few actually are or are unsure what that means."

It means they're too lazy to think up anything for themselves.

"C'mon guys, at least have the courtesy to answer when a lady shows an interest..."

OK, if one ever does, I'll be sure to make some sort of comment.

"am 39 years old, I messed up when I filled out my profile, not 47. I been in the Triad for the last 8 years."

I don't know what that is, but apparently it plays havoc with your math skills.

"Hi there, This is the hard part."

It's no picnic for those of us reading it, either.

"I'm not sure what I'm doing here."

Amnesia, huh?

"I AM AN 08 GRADUATE OF 08"

What's it like at the Redundant College of Redundancy?

"Go for it! Take a chance! Trust that silent voice inside you!"

Knock it off, Satan!

"getting to know one another,likes and dislikes.talking about passed,present and furture."


Tell me all about furture.