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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 2 | |
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no im not a player, im in a bad relationship now
but thats coming to an end. if you are serious, lets talk alrighty then |
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"Just what is it that you would like to learn about me?"
Why you won't write anything useful, for starters.... |
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"i do prefer white women im with a white woman now but not for long shes not the one for me"
perhaps a different shade of white? |
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I'm looking for a woman who has control of her emotions and likes to be spontaneous.
Bipolar fixation...I'll be back, need to take my meds. |
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"O.k. So i am not really sure how to delete my profile so i guess it is going to stay here."
Sometimes everybody loses. |
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"Perverts, liars, and alcoholics need not respond."
You DO know you're on a dating site, right? You've pretty much eliminated the whole membership right there. |
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"Hey how are you?"
I'll ask the questions here. |
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"I love to travel, if I had money"
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"Not real sure what I am looking for, I would like to have someone show me things I haven't yet seen."
Look, there's a llama wearing a tuxedo. |
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"im 6'2 irish lad from good old new york was raised dark jungles of Cambodia. I just move to delaware looking to meet some new people."
You can't find people in Cambodia or New York and your first thought is to move to Delaware? |
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"im 6'2 irish lad from good old new york was raised dark jungles of Cambodia. I just move to delaware looking to meet some new people." You can't find people in Cambodia or New York and your first thought is to move to Delaware? I think about it all the time. |
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"Not real sure what I am looking for, I would like to have someone show me things I haven't yet seen." Look, there's a llama wearing a tuxedo. Llamas are always funny, no matter the context. |
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"DONT HATE ME COUSE IM REAL AND YOUR FAKE"
That's not why. |
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oooooo tough crowd here |
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"Guess the quote that can sum me up is....if you want to improve be not afraid to be thought foolish and stupid!"
There's nothing better than providing an example to prove your point. |
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"DOESN'T THIS SONG JUST MAKE YOU WANT TO DANCE..."
You DO know we can't hear whatever it is you're listening to, right? |
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"I'm not sure what I'm looking for but when you find that one that takes your breath away and can't stop thinking of them......you know it!!"
Or you might be in space, where's there's no air. |
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"I know her when I meet her as I will feel that I have found my sole mate."
With every step he takes. |
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"I know her when I meet her as I will feel that I have found my sole mate." With every step he takes. Or every fish. |
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"If I am not in the kitchen, I am most likely in the garage working."
Then we can remove the GPS transmitter from your neck. |
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