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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 2 | |
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"Ever wonder why so many profiles say basically the same thing?"
You have NO IDEA.... |
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"I am not like any other woman you have ever met."
They all say that, and they're all wrong. |
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"so i have to type in another box"
The downside of a fascist regime of dating sites. |
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"i'm very different from other people. this is weird, i hate talking about myself. i dont know what else to say."
You're not really so different after all.... |
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"i quit this sight sucks!!!!!"
Poke your eyes out. |
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"HI, I was thinking about taking my profile, off here, then I was like eh, why not keep it on here?! You never know who you might meet?"
Awesome. |
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"all is how the partner is?"
Finally, someone who makes sense. |
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"I think the internet would be the fastest way to meet someone that I would be interested in."
Well, you're half right. |
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"HI, I was thinking about taking my profile, off here, then I was like eh, why not keep it on here?! You never know who you might meet?" Awesome. i think she should have took her profile, off here, because im like eh, why keep it, on here? |
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"HI, I was thinking about taking my profile, off here, then I was like eh, why not keep it on here?! You never know who you might meet?" Awesome. i think she should have took her profile, off here, because im like eh, why keep it, on here? I KNOW, but then, like, she totally fooled everybody, ya know, cuz she DIDN'T and, wow, it's all so like how it's supposed to be! Happy endings.... |
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I am like wow!, completely. I just dont know what, like. Anyway hey! whatever. Understand?
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"I'm here to try and prove wrong the saying, all the good guys are either married, gay or taken."
That's just a myth. All of the good ones are married, gay AND taken. |
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"Have a large drive that needs to be exploited."
How many gb? |
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"Have a large drive that needs to be exploited." How many gb? Is it big enough for a landrover? |
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Edited by
sandradee1961
on
Wed 12/03/08 08:58 PM
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I saw one today that had a headline that said:
"daddy searching 4 daughter" Ummmm.....ewww! |
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"I am looking for someone that can make me feel good about myself."
So you want a liar or a hypnotist. |
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"Ok, It looks like summer's over and I guess I'll be spending less time outside and more time in front of this computer. I can't believe I've been on this site for a year. Guess it's time to update."
Good job. |
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"I am simple and easy to talk to..."
But do you UNDERSTAND any of it? |
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"What can I say? I am a 37 year old mother of two."
Nope, that wasn't it. |
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"I WANT A MAN THAT HAVE A JOB AND THAT CAN HANDLE HIS BUSINESS."
I'm assuming that's a metaphor but I really don't want to pursue it. |
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