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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 2 | |
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"I am like a peach, rounded, but firm. My skin is soft. The bite is sweet....do you dare?" And inside, there is an enormous, rocklike pit. I don't see this as healthy. This **** could be in a comedy routine!! |
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"I am like a peach, rounded, but firm. My skin is soft. The bite is sweet....do you dare?" And inside, there is an enormous, rocklike pit. I don't see this as healthy. This **** could be in a comedy routine!! And that's really our goal here -- Fighting Bad Profiles through Education, Ridicule, and Venomous Screed. Kinda catchy, huh? 
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To screed or not to screed that is the question.
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"This is the part that I guess everyone dislikes."
The part where you try to write something remotely interesting and fail miserably? Yeah, everyone dislikes that part.... |
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"I THINK I AM AN EASY PERSON TO GET ALONG WITH. I AM NOT MUCH OF A TALKER BUT I THINK I AM A GREAT LISTENER.I LIKE A WIDE RANGE OF THINGS AND LIKE GOING PLACES BUT I ALSO LIKE SPENDING TIME AT HOME."
"....AND MAKING SURE MY CAPS LOCK IS STUCK...." |
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"Well, what can I say about myself......"
Anything but THAT. |
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"Hmmm, I could write just about anything on here."
And yet you chose that. Ironic and wasteful all at the same time. |
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"i love my kids, my pets, and all life in general."
ooohhh... good.. cuz me.. i HATE life in genal.. |
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"well it's time to update , I no longer work , Had to quit because of back problems. Don't let that scar you . "
It's unfortunate but I doubt it will actually scar me. |
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"I am an animal lover (esp dogs!)."
I like dogs, too, but not when they read my mind. |
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"I am an animal lover (esp dogs!)." I like dogs, too, but not when they read my mind. 
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"Why did I choose to get on a dating site?"
Let me guess -- to find someone laid back and easy going? |
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Motto is "The most wasted day is one in which you have not laughed".
No, the most wasted day is the one spent reading vapid profiles. |
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"what up ladies, just out here checkin out the site. If you are interested at all, send an email, and I'll get at ya"
how can i be interested.. i know more about my dentist at this point... 
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"I'm a laid back easy going woman."
That didn't take long.... |
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"I love spending time with the guys/gals"
so.. your bi??
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"what up ladies, just out here checkin out the site. If you are interested at all, send an email, and I'll get at ya" how can i be interested.. i know more about my dentist at this point...
Not sure I would want someone to "get at" me -- sounds vaguely threatening. But then again, I've been married, so I might just be paranoid. |
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"I am who I am. What you see is what you get."
One blurry photo and no information. How can I resist you? |
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"JUST ASK...................................................................................................................................................................."
OK -- why don't you write something useful? There, I asked. |
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"Hi Guys, I am a beautiful volumptious, vivaious, full figured blonde looking for a partner to share my interest as well as his..."
Piece of advice -- stay away from "v" words.... |
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