Topic: 33 Reasons
lilith401's photo
Thu 09/04/08 05:30 PM

Wow...I could'nt have written it better myself...


Thanks, Mary!!!

NURSE2000's photo
Thu 09/04/08 07:25 PM

The person I was just dating is an A-Hole.

Going to send this via snail mail..... thoughts?

1. You are a drama king….
2. You got ****-faced drunk when meeting my best friend.
3. You told my best friend that I had larger breasts than your ex, while I was sitting there.
4. You repeatedly interrupted our conversations to say they were “too deep” and could we change the subject.
5. You talk about how you think your penis is small on a daily basis.
6. You never asked about me or tried to get to know me.
7. Everything is about you. EVERYTHING.
8. When presented with a topic you often lied and later decided to be honest. After days of a keeping up the lie.
9. You compliment me and then make a self-deprecating remark at the end to draw attention back onto yourself.
10. You are indecisive. Translation: weak spirited & weak minded.
11. You have no idea who you are.
12. You start and end every phone call with what a rough day you had and how tired you are.
13. You have a trousseau of emotional baggage and expect others to deal with it.
14. You are rude and uncouth, with little to no manners or filter.
15. You give out too much information.
16. You are the most selfish person in bed I’ve ever met.
17. You said things to me on the first date you had no right to. Emo…..
18. You said on date two that you meant things said on date one but shouldn’t have said them.
19. Four days later, you said all things said on date one were a joke.
20. You forced me to have the same slow down conversation three times, while I was one the same even keel let’s be friends all along.
21. You yelled at me when I tried to tell you that you hurt my feelings.
22. You drink entirely too much.
23. You have extreme control and anxiety issues, yet try to pass yourself off as laid back.
24. You don’t have a poor memory as you claim, but rather you just don’t give a **** about anyone but yourself so you don’t pay enough attention.
25. You tell me on Monday to come over whenever, that I have carte blanche. Your words.
26. Tuesday you ignore me completely.
27. Wednesday you send a dear Jane letter via e-mail.
28. You are an extremely self-centered person with very low self-esteem.
29. You are single because you want to be, because you really only want to care about other people. You don’t really care…. But you think you want to.
30. If you wanted to change, you would. You choose not to.
31. You think it’s okay to treat people poorly and do not at all live by the Golden Rule.
32. You can only date down, as the strong smart women are simply too complicated for you. We are honest and don’t play games. And you don’t get that.
33. Finally, you are an azzhole because you thought I was upset at your email. You never knew me, as you did not take the time to try.

I took the time to write all this out in the hopes that the next woman you met will be treated better. I know I didn’t deserve the way you treated me, and I don’t want anyone else to have to be subjected to it either. If you’re not willing to change, then just stop dating. Really. You are an azzhole.




OMG sounds like the last guy I dated

Jill298's photo
Fri 09/05/08 07:02 AM
So Lilith... do you think he got the letter yet?

lilith401's photo
Fri 09/05/08 07:25 AM
It went out in yesterday's mail, as I put it in the mailbox after the Wednesday mail pick-up. So he will get it today or by tomorrow at the latest.

I've not heard from him, and don't expect to even after he receives it. I mean, he'd be silly to contact me after I tell him how I saw things, right?

SVImager's photo
Fri 09/05/08 07:35 AM
He might just send you a letter in the mail for response.

Or he might ponder why did she spend $.42 to mail me a letter instead of an email.

lilith401's photo
Fri 09/05/08 07:49 AM

He might just send you a letter in the mail for response.

Or he might ponder why did she spend $.42 to mail me a letter instead of an email.


I doubt he will.... He won't get that I bet. I really don't think he understood how shytty his behavior was. Much less wonder why I spent .42 cents....:tongue:

Mrtap's photo
Fri 09/05/08 08:14 AM
Edited by Mrtap on Fri 09/05/08 08:14 AM
Miss Lilith you do just fine in your writings.

It's nice that you share thoughts. But you never have to justify your actions..

Your a grown women who raises a son by her self.
That takes strenght and that goes for all single mothers and dads who raise their children.


" Pain nourishes courage. You can't be brave if you've only had wonderful things happen to you. "

flowerforyou flowerforyou :heart: :heart:


just stay the way you are, because your too much funbigsmile bigsmile

Jill298's photo
Fri 09/05/08 09:07 AM

It went out in yesterday's mail, as I put it in the mailbox after the Wednesday mail pick-up. So he will get it today or by tomorrow at the latest.

I've not heard from him, and don't expect to even after he receives it. I mean, he'd be silly to contact me after I tell him how I saw things, right?
laugh laugh I wouldn't put it past him... It seems all his dogs aren't barking anyway if you know what I mean.

lilith401's photo
Fri 09/05/08 09:45 AM
Mrtap..... I don't mind explaining myself, but thank you.

Jill, yeah, not the sharpest tool in the shed, a few fries short of a happy meal, not the brightest bulb, a few cards short of a full deck, dumber than a box of rocks, and a few noodles short of a chow mein.... Like that? :laughing:

Jill298's photo
Fri 09/05/08 09:58 AM

Mrtap..... I don't mind explaining myself, but thank you.

Jill, yeah, not the sharpest tool in the shed, a few fries short of a happy meal, not the brightest bulb, a few cards short of a full deck, dumber than a box of rocks, and a few noodles short of a chow mein.... Like that? :laughing:
laugh laugh laugh that about sums it up drinker

lilith401's photo
Tue 09/23/08 09:54 AM
Never heard from the guy, thank goodness.

Bumping this up for CB to read. flowerforyou

beachbum069's photo
Tue 09/23/08 09:56 AM
He was a bum not worthy of you anyways.flowerforyou

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Tue 09/23/08 09:58 AM
sorry for your experience








lilith401's photo
Tue 09/23/08 09:59 AM
It's okay, my one friend called him frosted flakes he was so flaky.

But really.... why did I let it get to 33?

no photo
Tue 09/23/08 10:01 AM
i didn't know you were dating......don't be too hard on yourself......as i always seem to say;



NEXT!


beachbum069's photo
Tue 09/23/08 10:02 AM
I usually stop at #1. Not worthy of my time.

CleanBathroom's photo
Tue 09/23/08 10:02 AM
I can change for you Lilith! I swear! laugh

lilith401's photo
Tue 09/23/08 10:04 AM
Ddn, I have about one date a month, on average.

This thread is old, I bumped it back up.


CB.... I'll only let you change if you promise the limeage and guacamole are fresh.

I did not know he had number one for two weeks...

JustAGuy2112's photo
Tue 09/23/08 10:07 AM

1. You are a drama king….
2. You got ****-faced drunk when meeting my best friend.
3. You told my best friend that I had larger breasts than your ex, while I was sitting there.
4. You repeatedly interrupted our conversations to say they were “too deep” and could we change the subject.
5. You talk about how you think your penis is small on a daily basis.
6. You never asked about me or tried to get to know me.
7. Everything is about you. EVERYTHING.
8. When presented with a topic you often lied and later decided to be honest. After days of a keeping up the lie.
9. You compliment me and then make a self-deprecating remark at the end to draw attention back onto yourself.
10. You are indecisive. Translation: weak spirited & weak minded.
11. You have no idea who you are.
12. You start and end every phone call with what a rough day you had and how tired you are.
13. You have a trousseau of emotional baggage and expect others to deal with it.
14. You are rude and uncouth, with little to no manners or filter.
15. You give out too much information.


Just gotta throw a little something in here.

If he was all of the things above, AND all of the things listed afterwards...then....

16. You are the most selfish person in bed I’ve ever met.


...how in the hell did he even MAKE it to that point????

For that matter....how did he even make it past the first two dates???

CleanBathroom's photo
Tue 09/23/08 10:07 AM
I didn't realize you were soooo boob-a-licious. In the words of the frumpy kid in "Superbad:"

"I gotta' get a peek at these warlocks."

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