I think scooter lady shows some promise.
The time would just whiz by.

When I was in my twenties and thirties, I was already short, so I dated women much older than myself. I never ran short of good looking, very nice women to date.

Yet then already I heard women belly-ache how older men (fifties) want to date women in their twenties, and not women in their fifties.

This made me feel very positive about my future sex life. I said, then, that if then I already had women coming out of my ears, then when I hit fifty, I'd have to rent special rooms for the machines that dispense numbers which the women would need to take to see when their turn comes up.

So I hit fifty... and nothing.

Absolutely nothing, I am telling you.

I am now 57, and I get ignored like you wouldn't believe. By women. In their fifties.

Not only do I get snubbed by them, but women in their twenties, thirties, forties, sixties, seventies, eighties and ninties also all turn me down. I kid you not, I am so hard up and desparate that I actually asked a 93-year-old out last fall, but she was really gorgeous. She said "no", naturally. She thought I was way below her league, she wanted to set me up with a lady we both knew who could only get around on a motorized schooter, coz she was so fat. And she had a brushcut. The ninty-year-old thought I'd be a better match for her than for herself. She was eyeing to get the twenty-three year old bodybuilder in our philosophy discussion group.

So wtf.

I have stayed away from this fifties-only forum because I think it's all a load of crap. Nobody can tell me that women want guys in their fifties. It's not the guys who don't want the women, both being fifty. A guy, a real man, a real masch, a macho mucho guy, a guy with joingo, a guy with mojo, will go for any woman any age.

It's the women themselves who don't want the guys in their fifties.

Gad, I am witness to this, big time. I have been rejected by all (about three to five hundred) women in their fifties whom I asked out since I turned fifty.

So please. Don't give me any more of that old, old wives' tale.

I WANT an old wife's tail, and been mislead by the old wives' tale, because nobody sure ain't giving me none.

It does happen. Many people have not been posting for a month or more.

yea but women are a lot tougher than men, we all know that

nor do they use denture cream

you're putty in my hands

oink oink

oh yes, I am having lots of difficulty meeting someone I like and that is sincere and serious about having a relationship, I didn't think 50 year olds would be into games but they still are!!

men are pigs

"How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice. Hi, my name is (insert name here)."

Thanks. We actually lived in the same town. I'm very happy.

love that song

here we go again. Sigh.

I need to send that song to my x's