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Topic: Funny/Weird/Favorite Pickup Lines
BtownNative Joined Tue 08/03/10 Posts: 85	Wed 08/04/10 07:50 PM
I've always found many pickup lines to be strange, funny, or both. I have never used any of these, not will I ever do so. Here are some of the best/most outrageous I've heard: -"Did you wax your pants today? Because I can see myself in them." -"Hey there, your eye color reminds me of my abnormally large phallus." -"I've always wanted to date a black girl, have you ever wanted to date a white guy?" (The guy who told me about this said this one actually worked.) -"You're so black and sweet you must be my Aunt Jemima. " -"How flexible are you?" And lastly, -"Your name must be Everlast, because I could hit you for days." Anyone else out there please share what you've come across, I'd love to expand my library of things to never say. Also, I'd suggest not using any of these.

Totage Joined Sat 10/13/07 Posts: 24210	Wed 08/04/10 07:52 PM
"You smell like the inside of my ma'ma's purse." "You shurdo gotta purrdy smile."

BtownNative Joined Tue 08/03/10 Posts: 85	Wed 08/04/10 08:03 PM
"You smell like the inside of my ma'ma's purse." I'm not sure I'd know how to take that one. . .

Suzanne20 Joined Thu 11/15/07 Posts: 9261	Wed 08/04/10 08:14 PM
"How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice. Hi, my name is (insert name here)."

bhernandez Joined Sun 03/21/10 Posts: 14901	Wed 08/04/10 08:53 PM
were you raised on a chicken farm? cuz you sure know how to raise a ****. (;

mightymoe Joined Sun 11/19/06 Posts: 37362	Wed 08/04/10 09:20 PM
we can play furiture... you be the dresser, and i'll get in your drawers.

d24 Joined Thu 09/20/07 Posts: 2560	Wed 08/04/10 10:02 PM
Give me some of that...I know you got it

JustaSimpleMan56 Joined Mon 07/05/10 Posts: 447	Wed 08/04/10 11:49 PM
Have you ever heard of the 60 second intercourse? You got a minute?

d24 Joined Thu 09/20/07 Posts: 2560	Thu 08/05/10 12:16 AM
Good one!

Shasta1 Joined Wed 09/09/09 Posts: 3308	Thu 08/05/10 12:24 AM
were you raised on a chicken farm? cuz you sure know how to raise a ****. (; Ok, I'll bite. raise a what? egg? Obviously that one flew by me so fast I missed it in the blink.

Shasta1 Joined Wed 09/09/09 Posts: 3308	Thu 08/05/10 12:24 AM Edited by Shasta1 on Thu 08/05/10 01:03 AM
getting late, night all.

d24 Joined Thu 09/20/07 Posts: 2560	Thu 08/05/10 12:56 AM
How bout the famous If I told you that you have a nice body would you hold it against me

JustaSimpleMan56 Joined Mon 07/05/10 Posts: 447	Thu 08/05/10 01:07 AM
Bet you $5.00 that I can kiss you without touching you. KIIIISSSSSSS Her--> You owe me $5.00 because you touched me. Me--> Ok. It was worth it.

uk1971 Joined Tue 04/10/07 Posts: 22015	Thu 08/05/10 01:30 AM
Get the person you're interested in to touch your shirt and ask if it feels like boyfriend/girlfriend material.

d24 Joined Thu 09/20/07 Posts: 2560	Thu 08/05/10 01:34 AM
uk1971 first time i heard that one!

uk1971 Joined Tue 04/10/07 Posts: 22015	Thu 08/05/10 01:39 AM
uk1971 first time i heard that one! There ya go then. You now have a new 'original' one. lol

d24 Joined Thu 09/20/07 Posts: 2560	Thu 08/05/10 01:41 AM
I will try that one It has to work!

uk1971 Joined Tue 04/10/07 Posts: 22015	Thu 08/05/10 01:52 AM
I will try that one It has to work! Worked for me. lol

Starla7708 Joined Tue 08/03/10 Posts: 3	Thu 08/05/10 03:39 AM
I would actually laugh at that...haha! But it would still be a turn off...

Lôôking4U Joined Mon 10/29/07 Posts: 3921	Thu 08/05/10 06:14 AM
I think your as pretty as 50 brand new John Deer Cotton pickers standin out in the middle of a 1000 acre field of waist high cotton.