IS it that they want their women to have implants ?! OR Botox? What is the real Scoop, Men?

I wonder why alot of what's written can be taken the wrong way so often??? Humor is such a vital and complex thing isn't it? Where are all the silly sarcastic 30 and 40 something people out there? What do some of you think about using sarcasm, teasing, and overly serious people?

Please try to stay within the topic in hand a few post have been deleted due to they were out of place.

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If that is not a possibility, there are other ways, but they are more difficult if you are technologically challenged as most people are. lol

1. Aspire to be Barbie - the ***** has everything.

2. If the shoe fits - buy them in every color.

3. Take life with a pinch of salt.... A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.

4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls!

5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days).

6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.

7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your personality.

8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here.

9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.

10. Don't get your knickers in a knot; it solves nothing and makes you walk funny.

11. When life gives you lemons in 2009 - turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka.

12. Remember where ever there is a good looking; sweet, single or married man there is some woman tired of his bull****!

13. Keep your chin up, only the first 40 years of parenthood are the hardest.

14. If it has Tires or Testicles it's gonna give you trouble.

15. By the time a women realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong.

'Good friends are like stars.........You don't always see them, but you know they are always there'

'Remember yesterday, dream about tomorrow, but live for today'.

Now smile and share to any of your buddies and or your girlfriends who is wasting time at work, suffering from a hangover, or just suffering from life , that might need a reason to smile!

Is it true that you can measure a womans love for you by how angry you can make her?

I agree.only God knows.

I think you can from Veoh.

Also try watch-movies-links.net. Word of warning with this site, some of the video quality is Pirate while others is full HD.

There is also HULU.

I'm not saying to hack your service, just your phone cabibilities. I own my phone so if I want to change the them on it I can, or if i want to change the dialpaid on it I can. I know hacking the service provider is illegal, like stilling cable. All you do when you hack your phone is be able to go in and add XHTML files like for media and flash. You find a law against that then post it.

If the left side of the brain controls the right side of the body,...

...and the right side of the brain controls the left side of the body,...

...then only left handed people are in their right mind.

This is not a mingle member so don't look for her.

There is this woman, who played a game with me about 3 months ago. She basically went out to find me through a friend and emailed me, how she wants someone and likes me a lot.

So I emailed her back, then talked on the phone, and went out on a date. We went to a restaurant, but she was nervous and she had phone calls like every 10 minutes, then she was looking out at the window nervously being 'afraid' that her friend is coming (another girl) and she doesn't really want to meet her. Whatever.
I was annoyed , and her constant messing around with the damn cell phone, but since i'm a nice guy, I didn't say anything about it, I'm a patient man. Eventually the date ended, I drove her home, dropped her off and thanked her for coming out with me for a dinner.

Next day morning she calls (Saturday) asking me if I want to come over and we can hang out or go somewhere, she is free on the next day (on sunday). So I got excited a bit..and I talked to her a couple of times on the phone and talking about what to do, where to go and so on... I arranged things, so I am completely free on Sunday.

Eventually it was Sunday morning and I tried to call her to tell her that I will be leaving soon. But she didn't pick up the phone. I called about 5 times, left 5 messages, but no answer. Just around 4-5pm in the afternoon, I finally gave up and just settled, that I should just forget about her.

Around 7pm, she calls back and ask me "How are you?". Since I was still kinda pissed off (would you be?) I said, not really good and I don't know why you even calling me. Then she tells me that she was "sunbathing" and "completely forgot" about the whole deal of me coming over and going out. At that point, I said, "You know what? Just forget it...don't play any games with me, you really think I'm stupid?"
For that she hanged up on me, like it's supposed to be her being pissed off about this.

So why I'm writing this?

She sends me a mail today, out of nowhere...saying "Hello!" " You kinda disappeared or something, how are you?"


Somebody tell me WTF does she wants from me??

I think it balances out . One gives the other gets. and so on.........sometimes you get more then you expect and you give more because you want to.