That was friggin funny.

http://www.justafunplace.com/view_video.php?viewkey=d7fbdea1afc51c7c6ad2


K, this was funnier a blind vegetarian at Burger-King.

I'll probably get yelled at for this one:

She hasn't been divorced, she's certified pre-f@&!ed.

Hmmm....

Not to offend anyone that liked it, but the film was so bad I think it
gave me Cancer.

Seriously, who "gets married" in the middle of a battle.

WOOT for the Batman! All the answers can be found in the movies.

Hey, this isn't a forum...this is SPARTAAAAA!

Seriously though, great quote.

People move so quickly in relationships now-a-days. What's the rush?
Honestly, how long have you known him? Ultimately, isn't the "mate" that
you keep for life not just a lover, but a best friend as well? Be
friends, get to know each other. It takes a lifetime to truly know
someone - and its an impossibility to completely know anyone. Enjoy the
friendship, if it's worth having, you'll maintain the friendship and
maybe even find that you ARE compatible. If not, worst case is that you
know, which puts you ahead. The other alternative is that you don't work
as a couple, but as a couple of friends, you work fine.

Hmmm, I would have thought it was the amount of shoes in our
closets...

Hehe, wookin po nub (nyuck nyuck).

But to answer the question at hand, it all comes down to intent, really.
Seeking love is a normal and wonderful thing, but it can be used as a
mask for someone just trying to 'dip their wick' so to speak. While they
tend to dilute the purity and presence of honest folk, they also help to
"sweeten the pot". For love to be the best thing there is, you really
have to appreciate it. Isn't the whole mess worth it when you find that
someone special?

Hmmmm, I think my actions define me. More so than any thoughts, material
expressions, or nomenclature used to define - it is my actions that
truly express who I am. Actions don't lie, and if you pay close
attention to them, they even express intent.

More evidence that nobody really knows what they want.

Hmmm, I say go with the sheep-thing...

Barring that, keep in mind that if they are lying to you about why they
are "hanging" with you, then they aren't really your friend. It's odd
how many ladies I have to explain this to, but if a guy says he's your
friend, but doesn't say he wants more, and you find out later he was
being your friend to hook up with you (even for just emotional
involvement, not just for the mattress mambo), then he was actually
lying about being your friend. Granted, I have had female friends that I
developed feeling for, but we either hashed it out, or I dealt with it
(cause it was my problem, not theirs). Bottom line is that you should
take him at face value. If he says he's your friend, regardless if you
"sense" he wants more, give him the chance to be honest. If he's got
feelings for you he'll either figure it out himself, or he'll do
something about it. If he's uncomfortable talking with you about things
that friends talk about, he ALWAYS has the option of saying, "Err, this
is making me feel uncomfortable, I'm sorry." After all, if he's a
friend, then you'll understand .

Sleep tight, don't let the bed bugs bite.

*aw heck, just one more post... *

This is a country built upon common ideals and values, not culture.
Ideals like liberty, freedom, and justice. Let countries like Germany
that value culture over ideals require fluency in a language, I will
stand behind the Stars and Stripes knowing that it is what is in my
heart that is important, not what is on my tounge.

Hmmm, does the term "Freedom of Religion" ring a bell? This is why there
is a separation of Church and State. The constitution and the bill of
rights protect our Rights, so as long as our religions do not violate
the rights of others...it's all gravy baby.

Of course, there HAS been an eroding of individual rights...

"#1 this has NOTHING to do with race but with citizenship and I take
exceptional offense to being called a racist. Something I think the
black, asian AND latino ladies I've dated and been involved with over
the years would think hilarious. [You are absolutely right. It's not
racist, it's prejudice. Sorry about using the wrong word.]

#2 How do they take money out of citizens hands? Let's see,
nontaxpaying, overloading the medical and other support systems put in
place to help CITIZENS. Especially the medical system which when someone
doesn't pay it backs up on those who do in higher insurance premiums.
[And where do you have these stats? My mother worked for hospitals for
years, and specialized with Hispanics because she was bilingual
(evidently something you frown upon). Yeah, she could actually afford to
help out the other staff with the non-Hispanics because they didn't take
up her whole day. By the way, not all the Hispanics were illegals. As
for the other "support systems" you mention, can you name them? And pray
tell how they do this without a social (besides hospitals which cannot
refuse service).]
Overtaxing school systems with overcrowded classrooms so that YOUR kids
can't get a decent education because the school can't afford enough
teachers to keep a decent teacher/student ratio..... shall I go on?
[Yes, do go on by citing the percentage of children in public schools
that do not have a social security number. I mean, you have to have an
up to date medical record, you will often need valid forms of State
issued ID cards to get anything done, so pardon me if your "evidence"
seems more like speculation.]
Sure there are dirtbag citizens and there are shining examples
ofillegals who I'd love to see become citizens but that's not the issue
or the point here.
They're coming here illegally and it's destroying our infrastructure. If
you're so all fired happy to have the burglers come in and take over
then give us your addy and I'm sure you'll get a house full of guests.
Let em eat all your food and not buy groceries, and as in the article,
put em on your insurance so they have health care.
[ Ok. So your point is what exactly? You must not have read my
posts, because I agree that illegal immigration is a problem due to lost
tax revenue and law enforcement in general, but that is about where the
issues factually end. Speculation aside, illegal immigrants make up
about 3.1% of the adult population (as of 2003.), hardly what you would
call overwhelming. England has a much higher illegal population by
comparison, and they're a friggin island. Again if you read my posts,
you would see the "fixes" I suggested, because brother - you cannot stop
someone from coming if they want, you can only help them not want to
come in the first place. The problem I have with what you're saying is
really your reasoning behind it. You call them burglers when they are
closer to refugees. Yes, they crossed the border illegally. Technically,
that's trespassing. If they then work and don't get paid, that's
community service. If they work and DO get paid, that's better than the
"generation y" that is currently getting paid to NOT work. Besides, they
can't take most of our jobs because MOST of our jobs require a SOCIAL
SECURITY CARD. Otherwise known as a tax id. Mark my words, if we were to
implement the fair tax you'd be smuggling illegals over the border
yourself.]

Hmmm, I would cite that evidence us unverifiable. While some of it may
have contextual relevance, the main focus of the warren commission was
to uphold that the investigated circumstances held water. The fact is,
the "magic bullet theory" is solid science. My father IS a gun expert,
so I had taken the opportunity to question him on that part.

As for evidence of a conspiracy...

The evidence supporting such theories are typically wildly speculative,
having connections that are emotionally compelling but circumstantially
suspect. Most of this "evidence" falls under "begging the
question".

Still, that doesn't mean it CAN'T be true...

Hey now Hotchikita, I wasn't ignoring you, and I mostly agree with your
statement. Philosophically anyways.

Pardon my ignorance, but what do you mean about "OP leaves so opaque"?

Not to mention you would go Super Saiyain on em...did you cut off the
tail?

Meh, I don't really care either way. Racism is ignorance, and ignorance
is nigh impossible to remove once its "set" in its ways.

Still, I won't say that illegal immigration isn't a problem, but only
because of the way the current system works. I say fair tax is an
excellent start, coupled with forced service into the armed forces for
repeat offenders. We are country candy, I know why people want to
immigrate hear - I'm darn lucky to have been born here.

Bahamas

I read the Warren Commission...

so yes.