This is my real picture.




NOBODY THINKS I'M PRETTYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I vill kill zem all.

Thanks, they say the dress brings out my cute little mustache!

Wer Muden der Juden Atragen!

*ahem* sorry, turrets...yeeeeaaaah

Yeah, communication is key, but if it is just a one-sided guilt trip there is nothing to fix.

I like to think of it as moving from problem orientation to solution orientation.

The final solution.

Ok, pretty Fembot, if you say I shouldn't fear you, I will assume that means you come in peace




Or perhaps a clever ruse...has Karma caught up with me now?~?~

Definitely laugh...

Paper or plastic?

Oh it was a compliment...

But I fear you as much as I admire your beauty...

Privately owned.

Reality TV or Jackass?

*Sigh* yeas Nurse Joy, you are a hotty...too hot really . I think you might be a fembot, but that is a topic for another thread.


Instead, my inner grammar Nazi seeks RELEASE!!!!

Just thought I would mention that it's spelled divine...I know, I'm a nit-picky jerk, and I should probably burn for mentioning it, but there I said it and I won't take it back .

And yes, I do love a good dosage of karma, although I always fear my own comeuppance.

Nope.

Although, you have a pen*s, and that IS a deal-breaker.

We can still be friends though .

Man...Iono, there is something to be said for a girl in a Catholic School Girl outfit...

Although I do love naked ladies as well...

And then partially nude is really really hot

MAN I CAN'T DECIDE!!!!

Shia Labouff. hehehe

Labouff. hehe

Actually, there's a guy named Frank Nicholosi.

Anytime ANYONE apologizes to ANYONE...Frank gets laid.

Every time.

LOL, you know what? I learned nothing.

Nothing earth-shattering at least. I learned that you can't help the people you have close relationships with because they feel too comfortable disagreeing with you.

I learned that their is no substitute for patience.

I learned that no matter what you do, you can't please everyone, so the only thing you can do is the best you can.

I learned that even though someone says they want honesty, what they really want is for you to shut-up, listen, and support their decision .

I learned that you can't fix what is broken unless the owner lets you...

Beats the heck out of dumping her for being hurt and confused over something so small you missed it, ne?

Nice point justtosee!

Something else to consider...and this is definitely because of my own personal bias, but is this relationship based off of more than digital communications? Even talking on the phone is too limiting, too constraining, it lacks the intimacy really needed to know how you feel about someone.

You can become enamored of a person's mind, their speech, and even the life that they exude from pictures and chat boxes; but I've seen relationships crumble like a load bearing crouton because of the way somebody BREATHES! Literally.

I'm not trying to diminish any feelings, connections or opinions you may have formed, but why put boundaries and shackles on a "relationship" that is already hampered.

Consider this, communication has been broken down like this: 90% how you look, 7% how you sound, and 3% are the actual words you use. This means that 97% of your communication is lost when you are not in a face to face situation. You are limited to a measly 3% of the tools that we need to communicate, and you are asking for a commitment.

If the connection you guys share is real, and tangible, and supernaturally fluid, then you have all the time in the world to lay out those boundaries...but at least wait until you know that she twists her hair when she's nervous

LOL, man count your blessings!

The way I see it, if she doesn't want to tell you, you don't have to feel bad about it. If I were in your shoes (and I can be kind of a d*ck; same as you I don't have time for b/s), I'd tell her that if she didn't want to tell me, that's fine, and then would proceed to act as if nothing were wrong. If you love her, it's not like this is a big deal anyway, laugh at it. If love is eternal, and annoyance is temporary, start laughing now and she's bound to catch up sooner or later!

Just don't get aggravated over it. Just treat her like she isn't giving you the silent treatment. Not only will that drive her nuts, it might just show her how childish she is acting!

Yeah, best movie of the year so far!

Erm...I think they did come out with a Cabbage Patch movie (although I might be thinking Garbage Pail Kids), and they DEFINITELY already came out with a He-Man movie. It had Dolph Lundgren as He-Man, and Courtney Cox as some distant relative or something.

The only thing that bugged me in the movie had to deal with what Megatron was going to do with "the all spark"? I mean...*sigh* I can't give out spoilers, but if you know what I'm talking about

I'm a grammar Nazi, but I'll let you slide this time.

As for gamers, heck, they are people too. I mean, I consider myself a gamer. I have a PS2, Xbox, PC, Chessboard, I play D&D...

Those are games..."players" are not gamers. They aren't playing a game so much as they are lying. Yeah, that's a better word to describe them...liars.

We hear phrases like, "Don't hate the player, hate the game." I love that line, that's very clever...if you ignore the fact that the "game" consists of manipulating someone for your own ends.

In other words, making them believe something that isn't true.

Which is a lie.

Still, they have their role in the circle of life too, I mean without them we wouldn't be able to appreciate somebody for their honesty. While it would be nice if honesty just "WAS", that it wasn't anything special, the reality is that is not the case. The reality is that honesty is a virtue, a trait, a something special which we expect everyone to have, even while acknowledging the fact that people fail to be honest on a daily basis.

So God Bless the "players", because without them we would not appreciate sincerity.

God Bless the "players", because without them we would not cherish truth.

God Bless the "players", because they make finding a loved that much sweeter; creating a knowledge that we will never have to play with them again.

God Bless the "players", because when honest folk find love in spite of them; they only have our pity.

Easy guy, you funny!

Hmmm, the guy is kind of a tool, the other girl is kind of sleazy, but there must be more to this story. I mean, contextually, what are the odds that slick Rick over there had exhibited that behavior beforehand? Was it possible he was just consoling her, she had bad aim and was just trying to give him a friendly peck on the cheek for being a sweetheart and listening?

And what was said after the whole incident? Much like Transformers...methinks there is more than meets the eye

Howdy homes!

You seem like a nice-guy, and your story reminds me of a friend of mine. He always felt awkward talking to girls he was interested in, so I gave him this advice. I hope it helps.

We all know to be yourself...talking in that British accent is only going to get you so far, and then you are on your own. What a lot of people don't realize is that being yourself also means being honest. If she likes pop-music, but you don't, then don't try to hide that, let her know. Trust me, you are a lot more interesting to a girl if you have your own opinions and you are comfortable with who you are.

Secondly, the key to a good conversation is not in what you say, but in how well you listen. If you want to be a great "talker", ask her about herself. You are interested in her, right? That must mean there are a million things you would like to know about her. As luck would have it, conversations are excellent opportunities for asking someone those questions. Don't worry about talking about yourself or making yourself look interesting - if she's interested she'll ask you the questions that she wants to know.

Lastly, it doesn't matter where you ask her, so long as you ask her. You know her better than we do, which would be more comfortable for her? Bah, which setting would be more comfortable for you? Good luck guy, I hope she gives you muchas smoochas

And this is why God invented drugs...only for use when you have absolutely NOTHING productive to do with your boredom.