A man was visiting his wife in hospital where she has been in a coma for
several years. On this visit he decides to rub her left breast instead
of just talking to her. On doing this she lets out a sigh. The man runs
out and tells the doctor who says this is a good sign and suggests he
should try rubbing her right breast to see if there is any reaction. The
man goes in and rubs her right breast and this brings a moan. From this,
the doctor suggests that the man should go in and try oral sex, saying
he will wait outside as it is a personal act and he doesn't want the man
to be embarrassed. The man goes in then comes out about five minutes
later, white as a sheet and tells the doctor his wife is dead. The
doctor asks what happened to which the man replies: "She choked."

That was friggin funny.

omg that is just wrong