Love is not complaining while hiding the bodies.

LOL, I'm with you on that one, although my reasoning is a little different.

I'm a lazy guy, I had a great role-model who placed a high value on honesty, and I just decided that there was to much work for too little reward when it came to lying.

I mean, how do you keep track of all that deception

It's almost impressive

Yeah, that's a fair middle ground. Because their is that balance of self-examination alongside thinking on the past.

Love those Yeti's...*sigh* their fur looks so glossy

Does that include Sexy Yeti's in Robes?

LMAO!

Mornin...yeah, you can quote me, but I get royalties in the form of genetically engineered Walrus hair.

They make a great replacement for nutmeg.

LOL, I knew that had to come from a magazine . Probably one of those magazines that also have articles like "36 ways to please your man", and "how to tell if he is serious about commintment".



Thank you for admitting that the ladies lie too...although I dont agree that women dont lie as often - they just dont get caught.

My father may be the exception to the rule, but I use him as a role-model because of his character, not because of some status quo. In all the years he was marries to my mother...guess who lied more often.

He didnt catch her all the time, and even when he did catch her...it was more important to him that she was happy anyway, which is why they are still together. She lied for all the reasons on that list, and probably a few that you didnt think of.

It is really easy to point the finger at a gender when you have been the victim of a "liar" (my word for player), but the fact of the matter is, the reason men get a bad rap for lying is because of "players". Female players typically go for gold, and male players go for sex...but they both have lies in their arsenal. I could just as easily say..."Why are women so materialistic?", but I wont because that is not always the case.

Not ALWAYS anyway, .

Hehe, I dont mind talking about exes...although it seems odd to me that you would use a relationship that obviously didnt work as a foundation for a new one....

I just dont see the point of starting a journey with useless baggage. You are how you act today.

MMM, I use a spicy dumpling sauce, and depending on how much you starve 'em you can get a surprisingly high number.

I bread them so they come out moist and crispy

KK, sheepy now, gnite!!!!

Oh, and yeah. Woot for listening. Extra points if you can not try to solve the problem. It's counter-intuitive, but when they want you to listen they don't want a solution...they just want to talk.


ZZZZZZZZZ

Nine! Wiping out the media is tiring, and I have thousands more people to poke. THOUSANDS!!!

I hear that can be treated with large doses of Fudge Ripple ice cream and listening to Danny Aielo's Christmas album.

*Snatches spear* I need it to poke people *Starts poking people*

Danke oh squirrelly Monkey handler from the stars!

Has anybody seen my Spear of Destiny?

They are delicious with far var beans and a nice chianti.


spthpshtphspthpshtp!

And licorice bandages for the wounded! So sayeth Hitler and my nano-monkeys!




Their so cute, my widdle nano-monkeys!

Wait a tic, how do I know you didn't stutter...how do I know that's an a not an e?

Mmmm, streudeled lederhosen...delicious!

It's true! Get your paws off my Eva you damn, dirty ape!!!

And I don't know, I mean, how do we get more mimes then?

Damn them! I knew that they were ripe for the picking!

***Tragic pose***** WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!





I shall never forget you the snap in my Schnapps