My bday is june 14. Flag day. LOL so i tell ppl that peaple raise thier flags for me.

Would love to be your catchers mit

Yepper. And most dont amount to a hill of beans

I believe thats the truth. I strongly believe that if you ask ppl about your profile you are not that confendent about yourself. Most ppl when doing thier profiles write whats in thier heart at the time. And afterwards they start having second thoughts about if they said too much, or too little about themselves. Which , in turn may or may not influence the other sex be wooed enough to contact you. So you end up asking for ppls opinion, and when recieved, you make changes inorder to make it more appealing in thier eyes. Which in most cases you end up projecting to all a false you. In order to attract. To me thats wrong. That to me is like the person in a bar or night club who tells the one they meet that they are a doctor or a lawyer and own thier ranch with big toys galore. When in reality, they live at the local homeless shelter, and only have a dime in thier pocket. JMO

I just left the Rate my profile section. I noticed that there were alot more males than females asking for peoples opions. It made me wonder why. And im having a hard time coming to a conclusion. Could you people help me with this? Why does the males out number the females by a LARGE margin?

I love women in control. To me they seem to make decisions with thier hearts rather than thier urges

Welcome, and enjoy yourself

And would it affend you if I did the dishes,mop the floor,clean, dust, and vacuum the living room. And catch the laundry up before I left?

No actual person was hurt while making this film.

Well, after using a pushbroom where i once worked and at times would pull the broom instead of pushing it. I thought, HEY, why not invent a pullbroom? Well, To my disapointment, I couldnt find anybody that liked the idea to give me any money to proceed beyond thought. So I gave up the idea. Probly could have been rich by now

The only thing that comes to mind is, when i was in 4th grade there was this geeky girl that in a little bit of time i came to liking her. So instead of telling her that i liked her, for some reason everyday that I saw her I would go up behind her and pull her pony tail and go toot toot. Well, After 4 days of this , she finally turned around and slapped me so hard that I was able to see all the planets and stars without buying a telescope. Later we became such close friends. That was the first time a girl ever slapped me, and it kind turn me

LMFAO

I love the ones that show the pretty blonds in the bikini standing by the door or hood.Could care less if it was a chevy, dodge, or whatever.

My weekend was exciting. And shocking. I met a woman on line tha t lives a four hour drive for me. So we decided that I would drive down and rent a motel for the weekend.in order to spend time with her to get to know her better. Well, Lol. I get down there and im in the motel room, just out of the shower. i call her phone to tell her that im in town and in the motel. Got her answering machine. So I left message that I had arrived in town safe. To please call me when she got the message. That was around 7pm. While I was waiting for the return call, a girl that ive known for 2 years texted me and asked how things were going. I told her what was happing. And I could hear in her voice that she was a bit happy. Thought to myself how strange. Well. The next morning I called this woman again. Samething. Answering machine. So I tryed next best thing. I emailed her. LOL. Found out that she had my emails blocked. Go figure. Well, in the meentime this woman ive known for two years were texting back and forth. Finall after most of the day texting each other she finaly lets me know that is pissed and hurt that Im down to meet another woman. WOW. Was I shocked. Now, Ive had a crush on this woman for 2 years. Well, as it turned out. She told me that yes, she was happy that I got stood up because she was inlove with me. And has been for the past couple years. So we spent the rest of weekend either texting or talking on the phone. Decided to preceed a relationship. And since this other woman doesnt know her, so no block on her emails, she wrote this woman a thankyou for standing me up email. Told her that because she stood me up, her and I found out our true feelings for eachother. And that is, We are inlove with the other. AWSOME

I truly enjoyed that. Too bad I cant find a real coke machine like that. I love coke

Muff diving for dummies

ooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh so true