A woman upon returning from her late husbands funeral carried the ashes of her husband in an ern, and sat at the patio table out on the patio. She sat the urn down, and directed a question to her husbands ashes. while making cicles on the table top with her finger she asks " Honey, Remember that insurance policie that you signed? " " Well I took the money and bought a mink shaw that I was always asking you for." Then at that time she poured the ashes of her husband on the table, then once again, she started making small circles with her fingers in the ashes. Then she went on to speak. " Honey, do you remember the mothers ring I asked for, and you told me, someday? " Well, with the insurance money I bought it. Then, she went on. While still making small circles in the ashes, she asked " Honey, remember that bj that you were always asking me for? Well honey, here it is. She then inhaled as deeply as she could, then blew the ashes into the air till there was not a single ash on the table.

How cool!!!!!

I have sat on the bench in front of walmart just watch how dumb and lazy ppl are. I mostly noticed that ppl will sit up to 20 minutes just waiting for a parking space to open up, to save them from walking an extra 30 feet. STUPID!!!!!

Now, thats realy giving your heart to someone

Hell, I kept staring at ur pic hoping it would come to life, and you pull that top down

Love that big smile. Just put in my pic so will beable to include when I tell ppl to f**k off, have a nice day

ITS NEVER OK TO LIE!!!!!!

Thank you all Right now the bus is headed towards El reno Ok. Just 16 more stops before she gets here at 12:40am

You want help with the cleaning?

If you cook me a home cooked meal, i will go to work for you for two days.

Hide under Jaddays desks,

Not me. Sorry. I in cali

I would have the same trouble. ( Unless she had had ski slope ****, and wearing a red or purple thin silk blouse with no bra )

Oh Wow. " sorry bout your luck" is a phrase that I use ALOT. Dont hear many ppl using it. Was surprised when I saw it.

WOW!!! Why have I never thought of that? I love garlic!!!! I use it on most everything.

She just now pulled out of Memphis tenn. They her what i think is a funky rout. Her next stop is Little rock ark

This is my normal. Im always up at this time. I have a wierd sleep pattern. I go to bed at around 8:00pm, wake up at 9:15 pm,go back to sleep. Wake up at 10:30pm, look at clock,go back to sleep. Then wake up once again at around midnight, and once again look at clock, go back to sleep. Then, nine times out of ten i wake up at around 1:30 am. Then i just usually get up and put the coffee on. I HATE IT!!!!!

Thank you.