THANKS FOR ALL YOUR HELP,MAYBE I SHOULD JUST TAKE IT TO A SHOP,BEFORE I REALLY MESS IT UP OR BUY A NEW ONE. ONE MORE THING,CAN I RESET EVERYTHING BACK TO WHEN I FIRST GOT MY COMPUTER AND START OVER??

i figure, i don't like to see fat people showing all of their excess, i'm not going to inflict that on others.


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I will be meeting a hotty local guy (from here, but doesn't post in the forums)

A woman was very distraught over the fact that she had not had a date or sex for over 5 years. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek medical advice from the well known Chinese sex therapist, Dr Chang. Upon entering the examination room, Dr Chang said "OK , take off all your crose." The woman did as she was told. "Now get down and craw reery reery fass to odderside of room." Again the woman did as she was instructed. Dr Chang then said "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me." As she did Dr Chang shook his head slowly. "Your probrem vewy bad. You have Ed Zachary disease. Wurse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates." The woman asked anxiously "Oh my God, Dr Chang what is Ed Zachary disease?" Dr Chang sighed deeply and replied, "Ed Zachary disease is when your face look Ed Zachary like your butt!

Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her

ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.

The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground

and proceeded to roll around in agony.

The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize.

"Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist, and I know

I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me," she told him.

'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes, the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in

the fetal position, still clasping his hands there at his groin.

At her insistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away

and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside.

She administered a tender and artful massage for several long moments And asked, 'How does that feel'?

He replied, 'It feels great, but I still think my thumb's broken.

Ok....the first thing that should have entered your mind was the fact that he dumped you on YAHOO IM. Really, and he didn't send that message huh? Must have been those damn midgets who got to his computer and sabotaged his IM eh? Classic.

As long as I can understand what you're saying it doesn't bother me...If people are picky about the way you spell or write then they will be picky about other things too
It is never a crime or wrong being who you are

I collect and give porn to those who can't afford to buy porn for themselves.

Beggars....nope...not one thin dime...EVER! (I rolled up on a pair of beggars working a stop sign in Denver and they didn't see me until I saw them counting thier "earnings" They had a fist full and alot of it was $20's. The guy jammed it in his pocket and immedieately started with "Can you spare anything? A $20 would work"...I drove home to eat another meal of mashed potatoes and bread...times were tough back then....and I had just got off work)

I never forgot that and I never will.

If they ask....they get s**t naught from me.

However....I do know the dejected look of poverty and have more than once walked past someone with that look...I hit the store and come out with a sandwich, chips, 6 pack of tall boys a pack of smokes with a book of matches and a $10 or $20 in a bag. I hand it over and tell them..."one day when things get better...do this for someone" at least then I can detect quiet gratitude as opposed to the mouthy @ssed pieces of s**t who crap talk me when I just ignore them.

because telling the truth on my profile doesn't seem to work out very well.
Would I have better luck being all "cotton candy" and pretending I am looking for Prince Charming?
Your opinions please!

Isn't it strange to add someone as a favorite BEFORE talking to them?

Oh and the guy doesn't speak English. I just messaged them.

I agree that it can be an indictator of a persons true nature. (Been thinking about this a lot lately.)

If someone shows compassion and love to someone they don't know consistantly then it does show they are a compassionate and loving person.

If someone repeatedly shows disregard and hatred to those they don't know, then this may also indicate their true nature.

Personally I would feel I would "owe" it to that person to see what happens. Doesn't mean I don't make friends along the way. But I would not be looking for anything else.