I would steal Hotwheels from boys because I never got any cos I was a girl :(

I would also take a magnifying glass and torture and kill ants and burn holes in my pants

I was a bad little girl sometimes

but, I'm so much gooder now

I am so not going there because I had my moments and I never do anything half way!

Yep, not going there!

You wouldn't like me any more!

Um....
Well I dared a city boy to pee on an electric fence....

I was bullied by a little boy my age, I got the guts and punched him where it really counts, he landed flat on the ground, he never teased me again, however my parents grounded me from my toys for a week and no cartoons

I knee'd(where it counts) at least 3 of my 4 older brothers when they picked on me....well, at least once I grew up past their knees that is


And hey! They were pretty mean to me, so no slack on this guys !!!

I kept to myself.

I played a lot of mean pranks on my teachers in middle school.
Ashton Kutcher had nothing on me..lol
I feel really bad about those now tho.

ignored everyone and treated those i envied poorly, so glad that hell is past

also does putting mother in laws tongue plant in my friend's sodas to numb their vocal chords for a few hours on april fools considered mean

I smashed a frog with a brick in front of my grandma when I was little.

Then she said "Every animal you kill, you will come back as, when you die."

I've run over a couple of prairie dogs since then, but never killed another animal on purpose.

I can't reveal that information in an insecure environment like this one ...

I was more of a loner and tried to stay invisible, but I guess this qualifies.

Our school bus driver used to have the kids who were younger and more out of control sit with the older kids to make them calm down (at least that was the driver's theory). He used to make this one little kid sit with me every once in awhile, he wasn't a bad kid, really just wanted attention, but he would get on my nerves sometimes so one day I told him I was a witch and would turn him into a frog if he didn't stop what he was doing. He didn't believe me at first but after telling him the story a few times, he finally did believe me. He calmed down and decided I was okay I guess, because then he would come and sit with me whenever there was an empty seat by me (hmmmmm, guess it backfired on me??).

I found out (before any of my friends did) that Darth Vader was Luke Skyywalker's father, and so....well....I spilled the beans and ruined The Empire Strikes Back for them. Hehe! Hey, to geeky kids who worshipped Star Wars, it was like committing one of the seven deadly sins.

that is so cruel and amazing at the same time, very respectable

Considering I was one of those geeky, Star Wars lovin kids (I still am), yeah....it was quite cruel....and respectable.

I put tacks on everybody's seats at school. I continually hit everyone in the head with old fruit on the bus. I pulled pony tails, stuck gum in people's hair, stuck potatoes in car exhaust pipes, and so on.

I was a perfect kid.

What happened?!!!

I turned 16.

I was a boring child.

Who turned into a boring adult.

Someday I'll be a boring dead person.