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Wed 05/26/10 11:33 AM
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Craigs List is the lowest of the low. I would reconsider. surprised scared

Wut!

You didn't like my ad??:wink: laugh


That depends! :angel:

Was your ad the one stating you are looking for a 3rd partner to join you and your Mom while you still lived in her basement? I think you also said, "Must be OK with Star Trek role play."

Or, was your ad the OTHER one tat said, "I can make you money and make me money at the same time. Must be young, friendly towards strangers (for an hour), be able to stand on the corner in high heels for hours, and give me 80% of the take."

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Wed 05/26/10 11:31 AM


Craigslist. I have in the past month tried running an ad on craigslist and im beginning to wonder seriously if any REAL people really go on there that are serious. In the past month I have gotten so many responses back that all they wanted me to do was click on thier link inorder to get me to subscribe to something stupid. I have not yet gotten ANY responses by REAL women that wanted to REALLY meet. I think its really a big joke. Has there been anybody else taht has tried Craigslist for anything? and, if so. What was your out come?


I answered an ad on CL about three years ago. He was the first person that I met online. We dated for five months. He got serious but I didn't feel the same way about him. We're still friends. He had told me that he had received quite a few questionable replies. He also had received quite a few serious replies.

I had also met two other people from CL. There were no connections on my end. I later found one of them on Mingle. lol


Cool. So. Some times cl works for personal ads. Wish i had that kinda luck

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Wed 05/26/10 10:11 AM

I tried yo put a singles ad on there but, couldn't find the WWWWMWWWW section!:angel:

I do have a question for Mr Single.

What's an old fart like you gonna' do with a woman once ya' get her?

oops ! I'm older than you!shocked

SOOO, nevermind!tongue2
LOL!!!! To answer that ?. Its been so long since Ive been with a woman, She is going to have to give me a refresher course:tongue: :tongue: :tongue:

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Wed 05/26/10 10:08 AM

Here's an idea that came to me in a cloud of dust:

"Why not run an ad for a single lady with nice good condition car for sale or willing to trade"!

I know, I know...I'm good that way (with ideas)!


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OMG!!!!!! You might have a winner There!!!!!:banana: :banana: :banana:

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Wed 05/26/10 09:04 AM


They do have a personals section. mfw, wfm, mfm, and so on and so on


It's the 'and so on' part that'll get ya in trouble ...
Yep. laugh laugh been finding that out

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Wed 05/26/10 09:03 AM
Well thats true. I have bought A car off it once. And it tirned out to be a good car. But. For finding some one. Stinksmad

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Wed 05/26/10 08:55 AM
They do have a personals section. mfw, wfm, mfm, and so on and so on

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Wed 05/26/10 08:47 AM
Craigslist. I have in the past month tried running an ad on craigslist and im beginning to wonder seriously if any REAL people really go on there that are serious. In the past month I have gotten so many responses back that all they wanted me to do was click on thier link inorder to get me to subscribe to something stupid. I have not yet gotten ANY responses by REAL women that wanted to REALLY meet. I think its really a big joke. Has there been anybody else taht has tried Craigslist for anything? and, if so. What was your out come?

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Tue 05/25/10 02:36 AM


I think your right. Dating sites are a waste of time.......smokin


Well, they work for some people.

I think that, once you've been tarred by eHarmony with the "Unmatchable" epithet, you're pretty much screwed though. Those guys are NEVER wrong.


laugh laugh Odd that you mentioned that. They told me 2 days ago that I was unmatchablefrustrated After sitting there all that time answering all those ?sfrustrated

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Tue 05/25/10 02:18 AM

I once found a talking frog while on a fishing trip. He told me he could grant me a wish of a beautiful woman. I grabbed the frog and stuffed him in my pocket. In a muffled voice I heard "What about your wish of a beautiful woman". I pulled him out of my pocket and told him that at my age it is way cooler to have a talking frog.......smokin
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Tue 05/25/10 02:15 AM

In so cal the worst we get is earthquakesssss.... the last big one we had was like a 7.1 or something and I stood inline at the self check out at the grocery store irritated that I had to wait until the quake was over to finish checking out laugh
Im in central Ca. And the storms here may last maybe a couple hours if we are lucky. I realy wish to move up near Eureka where it rains constantly in the winter months. I was raised in Michigan where storms were STORMS!!!!!!!!!!! Have been away from there for 25 years now. And the main thing I miss abot Michigan, is the storms.

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Tue 05/25/10 02:08 AM
The main thing on my bucket list is visit Alaska with a mate. Then once there, lay in the snow beside a lake making snow angels in the snow while naked.:banana: :banana:

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Tue 05/25/10 02:00 AM


The power is yours, take responsibility.




this is law
Hear, hear!!!!!!!!!

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Tue 05/25/10 01:54 AM

"As this last breath leaves me
I am trying to be
What you're dying to see

I feel like "**** man,
Can't take this, anymore,
This heart, break this."
It's this life that's so thankless,
How could he just forsake us?"

What is your ultimate 'red-flag?' What completly turns you off from someone else? Why is it that this one thing decides the ultimate factor of why you won't see someone?
W hen starts to lie to me. I cant stand a person that lies. Withme. Honesty goes along way.

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Mon 05/24/10 02:26 AM


Only bad thing so far with the shock treaments, Is now I keep getting a twitch in my right eyefrustrated


That's bad enough, but if/when your "right hook" starts to twitch, let me get out of the way first!

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To be honest here. Every time I think about that time I broke that waiters nose I feel bad. For 10 bucks, he realy didnt deserve that.

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Mon 05/24/10 01:28 AM
How cute.

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Sun 05/23/10 10:39 AM
Only bad thing so far with the shock treaments, Is now I keep getting a twitch in my right eyefrustrated

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Sun 05/23/10 07:32 AM
Its true. Today I happen to be a realy nice guy. Always considering pples feeling before mine. Im very giving and caring. On the quiet and shy side. Im always helping ppl.

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Sun 05/23/10 07:09 AM
I would have to say that the dream I most have , is having about 3 million dollars and building a/or buying a big appartment complex solely for the homeless. It would be a place that they could come and stay rent free inorder to have a chance to get thier lives back in order. A place that they could shower and clean up in order to go out and look for a job. It would give them a place to recieve phone calls when employers want to contact them. a place they could keep thier clothes clean so they will look presentable to the employers. It would give them a bed to sleep in without the threat that they were going to get attacked. They would be saftly inside where it would be warm. Thats my main dream.

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Sun 05/23/10 06:55 AM

For the merry maids to come and clean my house...
For a nice home cooked dinner, I will come clean your houseflowerforyou