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Topic:
SINGLE or TAKEN? - part 10
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Woo. Still single.
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NEW FEATURE! Voice posting!
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Peanut butter jelly! Peanut butter jelly! We need a hard rock or death metal version of this song. You should hook it up roknroll :P Im smooth like peanut butter, sticky like jelly, cmere and lick me, from my toes to my belly. Its Peanut butter jelly time, Peanut butter jelly time, You lick me so fine, Its peanut butter jelly time!!! *squirts jelly everywhere* 
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Topic:
NEW FEATURE! Voice posting!
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"It's peanut butter jelly time!" You forgot this babe.....  Peanut butter jelly! Peanut butter jelly! We need a hard rock or death metal version of this song. You should hook it up roknroll :P |
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Topic:
NEW FEATURE! Voice posting!
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"It's peanut butter jelly time!"
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I'm getting my first tat in a couple months...wish me luck~ I'm going to get it behind my left shoulder.
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Topic:
Matchmaking Game - part 162
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I'm bored
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Enjoy your nap! I slept waaaay in this morning so I'm all energetic lol. *kicks his broken down car* I'm glad I'm going home for the holidays in a few days or I wouldn't be able to stand being stuck home.
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Oy!
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Good Samaritans
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We get some first aid training every year and one of the funniest things is if someone is choking you need to ask their permission to help them. If they decline your help and you help them anyway they can sue you. So, you have to wait until they OK you or for them to pass out. Once they're passed out though, you're automatically allowed to help them! Lmao Wow! Hmmm....I didn't know that people could talk and give permission when they were choking. They can nod yes or no when you ask them a question. They're choking but it'll be a couple minutes before they pass out. |
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Good Samaritans
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We get some first aid training every year and one of the funniest things is if someone is choking you need to ask their permission to help them. If they decline your help and you help them anyway they can sue you. So, you have to wait until they OK you or for them to pass out. Once they're passed out though, you're automatically allowed to help them! Lmao
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Piggies...
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I'm just waiting patiently for this to morph into toe-sucking...  You know, I only tried that once and the girl freaked out cause she "didn't like her toes" and I've not done it since. |
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Piggies...
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Haha don't worry, I like my toes right where they are too
 I'll save the handcuffs for you though. |
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Piggies...
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Well, not if you remove them...this is starting to sound like some sort of torture twisted into a nursery rhyme now lol
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Good Samaritans
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I saw it a while back. It's LA for you. Trust, I used to worry all the time about being sued for doing nice things when I lived there. Ah, it makes more sense now. I was kinda confused before lol. |
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Strange Sex Laws????
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Is this serious? Yep, that and the same law for D.C. is also the same in Utah, missionary only...of course who pays attention to that silly stuff?  In the military, sexual intercourse in any position besides missionary is technically punishable under the UCMJ (Uniform Code of Military Justice) LOL. I hope they never catch me they can only catch you if you make a video.....or hire a photographer....hmm digital cameras...technology..... Hahaha....I don't have any of those..yet...
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I got slapped when I talked back and, being the hard headed kid I was, my mother would take the wooden spoon to my behind. I'd get grounded and confined to my room as well after that. My mom was a cop and had a short temper so yea...she'd beat my ass pretty good. I always deserved it though.
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Topic:
Strange Sex Laws????
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Is this serious? Yep, that and the same law for D.C. is also the same in Utah, missionary only...of course who pays attention to that silly stuff? In the military, sexual intercourse in any position besides missionary is technically punishable under the UCMJ (Uniform Code of Military Justice) LOL. I hope they never catch me
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why did
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I'm in the military and I've found it hard to find a woman that's willing to commit since I travel fairly often. I've also lived in Las Vegas for 4 years and while there's some good people here, there's a lot of fakes and the tourists tend to be more of annoyance than anything else for locals. I'm past looking for a one night stand; I want something more in my life.
Thus, I joined mingle on a whim and voila...here I am. |
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Topic:
Piggies...
Edited by
Ron1218
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Sat 12/20/08 02:16 PM
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Maybe someone snorted like a pig whenever someone pulled on their toes and thus they started calling them piggies...yea that's not far fetched at all
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