Sorry gypsy, but I'm the king. I'll let you wear the apron though.

Ok man. Take some deep breaths and take it slow. Instead of throwing a dozen roses at her, you might be better off with a single rose. You don't need to spend exuberant amounts of money on a woman to garner their attention and love. If you DO though, then she only loves your wallet and not you.

Take her out and show her a good time...think of unique and fun things to do. Women are an...investment over time lol like anything else, but it's something that comes with the whole package.

Sure gypsy! What would you like? Mcdonalds or Burger King?

Haha never buy gifts for someone you barely know, especially if it's online. You might see it as a gesture to "get you in" but they'll just take advantage of you and come to expect you to buy them things. And then when you don't...poof! They're gone.

Well, looks like you had a bad day. *hands you a crown and coke* drink a few of these, grab a soccer ball and go nuts.

Maybe we're all masochistic!

Alright, have fun! If you drop the soap, gimme a ring and I'll come pick it up for ya!

Haha no, I'm a dog guy. I have a blue eyed siberian husky and he's my best pal :]

Daymares lol. Yea, probably :P I really miss having someone around the house. It's too quiet here and my dog never barks lol.

Haha *hides his copy of the tape* I haven't a clue what you're talking about

I sleep walked when I was a kid and, well, I did remember that one dream. I had the dream that I was drowning, and it was a swirling pool of water that I couldn't escape from. I woke up standing in front of my fridge pouring a gallon of milk on my head. You can imagine how hard that was for an 9 year old to explain to his mom in the middle of the night lol

And...we all have nightmares. I guess I just live mine during the daytime instead of in my sleep.

Hmm I don't ever remember any dreams or nightmares I might have had while I'm sleeping. Apparently, my horrible sense of humor carries over into my sleep though because I've been told I tend to giggle in my sleep. I had an ex that would talk in her sleep so if you walked in on us while we were sleeping you'd probably see me giggling at everything she said! LOL

Yea but it's saturday...almost sunday (here anyway). You should be getting some zzz's :P

Nice! You know you had fun when you come home looking like swamp thing lol. I wish I could say my day was half as fun but the rest of this month is going to be boorrriinngg. When I get back from NY at the end of December though and get my car back I'll be back to destroying- err having fun in Vegas :D

Haha yea, I suppose. There are times when I just like to pop in a nice mindless movie and stop thinking for an hour and a half. It'd be great if there was an "OFF" and "EMERGENCY STOP" button on my brain lmao

Getting some much needed sleep I'd hope! I'm watching the dumbest movie in the world. Now, I don't claim to be the most intelligent human ever to grace the earth but...wow. This movie, "Surfer Dude" is draining my IQ by the minute lol. I figured it'd be bad but not THIS bad.

I highly recommend "The Phantom of the Opera" and "Passion of the Opera" by Nightwish.

Evanescence, Disturbed, Nightwish, RHCP, Gorillaz

Fine, but you get the desert portion and the sharks.

Thanks, same to you fire :)

4 days until I fly home for my first christmas home in 4 years

So long as I get Australia I'm happy.