In Ventura County, California, cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit.

If a police officer in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho, suspects a couple is having sex inside a vehicle they must honk their horn three times, and wait two minutes before being allowed to approach the scene.

A law in Oblong, Illinois makes it a crime to make love while fishing or hunting on your wedding day.

In Ames Iowa a husband may not take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with his wife.

A law in Alexandria, Minnesota makes it illegal for a husband to make love to his wife if his breath smells like garlic, onions, or sardines.

A Helena, Montana law states that a woman cannot dance on a saloon table unless her clothing weights more than three pounds, two ounces.

Hotel owners in Hastings, Nebraska are required by law to provide a clean, white cotton nightshirt to each guest. According to the law, no couple may have sex unless they are wearing the nightshirts.

Any couple making out inside a vehicle, and accidentally sounding the horn during their lustful act, may be taken to jail according to a Liberty Corner, New Jersey law.

During lunch breaks in Carlsbad, New Mexico, no couple should engage in a sexual act while parked in their vehicle, unless their car has curtains.

In Nevada sex without a condom is considered illegal.

In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth.

Hotels in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, are required by law to furnish their rooms with twin beds only. There should be a minimum of two feet between the beds, and it is illegal for a couple to make love on the floor between the beds.

In Kingsville, Texas, there is a law against two pigs having sex on the city's airport property.

A Tremonton, Utah law states that no woman is allowed to have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance. In addition to normal charges, the woman's name will be published in the local newspaper. The man does not receive any punishment.

In the state of Washington there is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances. (including the wedding night)

In Connorsville, Wisconsin no man shall shoot of a gun while his female partner is having a sexual orgasm.

The only acceptable sexual position in Washington D.C. is the missionary-style position. Any other sexual position is considered illegal.

Is this serious?

Yep, that and the same law for D.C. is also the same in Utah, missionary only...of course who pays attention to that silly stuff?

yes still in the law books

Oh snap. I ain't a virgin and have lived in WA my whole life!

Makes me glad I am not living in those states

Yikes!

That's just too funny.

I heard yesterday that it's still illegal to sell margarine in Missouri. It's on the books from the 1800s.

I can't remember which state it was, but there is a law that states it is illegal to drown a fish.
Another state has one that says it is illegal to whistle underwater.

wow!!!! Out standing!!!!!!!!!

wow looks like law makers gathered around a table stoned and were like "ew ew ew i got one we can make a law,its pretty funny too."

MICHIGAN......

It's my understanding that in Utah, it's illegal to have oral sex, even with your spouse, in your own house ! How would they catch you anyway ?

BY PEEPING TOMS.........

Can't hunt whales in the state of Utah. Sidenote, Utah is inland of any ocean the largest body of water is The Great Salt Lake (like it is great or something).

DOES IT DEPEND ON IF SHE IS BLONDE BRUNNETTE OR RED HEAD??????????????

I guilty of breakin that law too

thats some of the craziest stuff i ever heard

That one about Idaho is pretty rich.

HONK!
HONK!
HONK!

"Stop!"
"What?"
"Stop!"
"Huh?"
"I said STOP!"
"Okay."
"Hey! Stop!"
"Yeah, sure. We've still got ninety seconds."