and by all means don't forget to sanitize those hands afterwards.

its totally true and I know first hand because I fill my bird feeder with batteries..not feed and in 2 days ...all gone
sane for the bird bath ( by not water.... WD-40).. dry as a bone in 2 days.

Harris got her first 2 political appointment thru her affair with a married man, Mort. Harris received least then 1% of the vote before bailing out of the election race, meaning she was not even well liked within the Democratic party.
during the the VP selection her color snd gender were touted as a reason to pick her...not her accomplishments
Harris own people are fleeing in droves claiming that she is basically in way over her head.
but to be fair Mort, in one year what exactly are her major accomplishments? Let's start with the total failure at the boarder which she refused to visit for over 100 days but found the time to chris- cross the nation proping up Dems running for reelection.
with a 26% approval rating it would seem the Dems don't even like her experience level or manage/ people skills
but please ..do tell
what exactly has she done?

I enjoy putting my hand over my license plate on my motorcycle as I cruise thru the EZ pass lane. I could very well pay the toll.. but I don't want to

the same way mankind survived the black plague and other viruses that xane along in history
but
the virus WILL come that could very well wipe out mankind.
We have been at war with viruses long before covid.. and we are not winning

they are gorgeous and in their 20's and they want.. me

how about this concept
you hire the most qualified person for the job regardless of their color or sexual preference
a qualification for a position should not be the color of skin or what you prefer to do in your your bed.
because after all, what the hell does that gave to do with doing your job

so the gal spoke to another guy and your heart is broken?
so if you were to meet and become a couple, she could no longer talk to guys?

the only mask that works is a N95. not that blue disposable one you buy at the corner store or a piece of cloth over your face.
the entire mask fiasco is just that...a fiasco

when the virus starts chasing you down the highway at 60 mph. then I will wear a mask in the car

just blame the dog

well let's see Mr. Good guy. I've been married for 42 years. you are 50 and never been married.
I'm be thinking your hand has some calloused on them;)

I guess right off the assembly line

why not smoke a joint Bimby and forget about all that really deep stuff.

well, I was 13 and I turned out o.k.

yes, they love to rub Ben Gay on our bones

they want to get laid

for Christs sake.. you are 31! . your Mom most likely wants you to get the hell out.

translation:
hey, I'm looking for a woman that I can bone as we travel around the continent. I will supply the food and car., ( just chip in for gas)

yes.. until she slaps you in the face a few times