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Topic: Women breaking a mans heart correctly..
Jeff Joined Wed 12/22/21 Posts: 1	Tue 12/28/21 04:05 PM
Women on this site need to learn the art of removing a mans heart correctly.. Its a fluid motion ladies... You grab by using the nails to procure, Then twist quickly , then pull the heart out and show it to the guy you are talking to.. He shouldnt feel a thing..

Ava Adore Joined Fri 10/08/21 Posts: 442	Tue 12/28/21 04:21 PM
Yikes. That doesn't sound pleasant.

Mike6615 Joined Sun 09/18/16 Posts: 1524	Tue 12/28/21 05:39 PM
"On this site"...what proof do you have that they don't know the correct procedure? And what about women on other sites? Different techniques?

Unknow Joined Tue 04/28/20 Posts: 2929	Tue 12/28/21 06:30 PM
Women on this site need to learn the art of removing a mans heart correctly.. Its a fluid motion ladies... You grab by using the nails to procure, Then twist quickly , then pull the heart out and show it to the guy you are talking to.. He shouldnt feel a thing.. Hmmm, Try chatting to nicer women.

Kevin Joined Wed 06/05/19 Posts: 897	Tue 12/28/21 07:48 PM
Aw!!! Are you writing the script for some spooky comedy?

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48948	Tue 12/28/21 07:59 PM
Women on this site need to learn the art of removing a mans heart correctly.. Its a fluid motion ladies... You grab by using the nails to procure, Then twist quickly , then pull the heart out and show it to the guy you are talking to.. He shouldnt feel a thing.. Wait. Weren't you the villain in the film "Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom"?

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24707	Tue 12/28/21 09:49 PM
Que up the Elton John w/ Kiki Dee

SparklingCrystal 💖💎 Joined Mon 05/20/13 Posts: 33339	Wed 12/29/21 02:26 AM
Women on this site need to learn the art of removing a mans heart correctly.. Its a fluid motion ladies... You grab by using the nails to procure, Then twist quickly , then pull the heart out and show it to the guy you are talking to.. He shouldnt feel a thing.. Wait. Weren't you the villain in the film "Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom"? Exactly what I was thinking, haha.

Slim gym Joined Tue 05/14/19 Posts: 39477	Wed 12/29/21 04:31 AM
Men gotta have a heart first , before any woman or thing can break it!!! I have been called heartless many a times , simply because I did not send the money right away ... go figure... seriously, my heart has been stolen ...so if I sound heartless , you know the reason ....

Unknow Joined Sat 04/28/18 Posts: 1861	Sat 01/01/22 11:57 AM
mom always said never half-a&& a job

Ryan Joined Sat 01/01/22 Posts: 243	Sun 01/02/22 08:49 AM
so the gal spoke to another guy and your heart is broken? so if you were to meet and become a couple, she could no longer talk to guys?

Unknow Joined Sat 12/15/07 Posts: 41170	Sun 01/02/22 08:57 AM
Women on this site need to learn the art of removing a mans heart correctly.. Its a fluid motion ladies... You grab by using the nails to procure, Then twist quickly , then pull the heart out and show it to the guy you are talking to.. He shouldnt feel a thing.. Let us know if this happens to you. I'm sure one of us will call a whaaaambulance

bobtail76 Joined Mon 02/10/14 Posts: 6973	Sun 01/02/22 10:33 AM
Better be careful Geezer....he might start crying

stan_147 Joined Thu 05/15/14 Posts: 3442	Sun 01/02/22 02:10 PM
Women on this site need to learn the art of removing a mans heart correctly.. Its a fluid motion ladies... You grab by using the nails to procure, Then twist quickly , then pull the heart out and show it to the guy you are talking to.. He shouldnt feel a thing.. Let us know if this happens to you. I'm sure one of us will call a whaaaambulance Is it still Whine-One-One?