I'll a go with a Zooey Deschanel.

For some reason, what everyone gets offended by is my "it's like kissing a bull in a red tent" line.

You wouldn't believe the trouble it has caused me. This leads me to believe that the very last thing I should be concerned about is how people might respond! What's important here is my own "education" and interests.

I guess my idea of a "real woman" would be someone that's an accompanist, mature, very open-minded, conceptual, caring, and so forth. Not so many left, it does seem the good ones are taken. IMO

Well you know me, always gotta try and start a riot.

It's pretty crazy.

"Where are all the nice guys?" threads and people start tearing every little thing apart.

"Where are all the real women" and suddenly it's a matter of perception.

Ya know I wonder if there will be the day when all that hard work of being funny pays off. What a tough gig.

Got me some custom Aspires and I love them so.

Maybe you should start initiating? Just a wild and crazy thought.

Really, though, with the economic crisis and countless other insanities, I think the overwhelming majority of doods are pretty edgy.

That sure does sound like a humdinger.

Nope. Abandon all hope. Pardon the rhyme.

Riding shotgun with a certified psychopath. Good thing ditches are usually clear of trees and such.

I think "constantly" would not be such a good idea.

Best of luck with your search.

You leave me wondering.. Where is the Y or should I just as Why... that and the X or are there too many?

AH okay. Yea this was a response I got after I messaged a girl in my area. I just wondered if she went to the same high school and what year she graduated....that was it.

Right away I'm not a man, too much of a woman, and probably retarded? The creepy thing is that she actually answered me after insulting me. As Borat would say....very nice.

Yea I think I'm starting to lose my hair.

However, NOT FUNNY OP!!!!! There's no cure.

Nobody! Thank goodness.

Dat's a lot 'o guns.

Guns, however, are mounted. Firearms perhaps. :P

I don't want to look like a "nice guy".

All things considered, I think the men have it slightly easier.
Therefore, I'll give this one to the women.

I AM the less fortunate

We're flyin' first class
Up in the sky
Poppin' champagne
Livin' my life
In the fast lane
And I wont change
By the Glamorous, oh the flossy flossy

[Chorus:]
The glamorous,
The glamorous, glamorous
By the Glamorous, oh the flossy flossy
The glamorous,
The glamorous, glamorous
By the Glamorous, oh the flossy flossy

[Verse:]
Wear them gold and diamonds rings
All them things don't mean a thing
Chaperons and limousines
Shopping for expensive things
I be on the movie screens
Magazines and Poseur scenes
I'm not clean, I'm not pristine
I'm no queen, I'm no machine
I still go to Taco Bell
Drive through, raw as hell
I don't care, I'm still real
No matter how many records I sell
After the show or after the Grammies
I like to go cool out with the family
Sippin', reminiscing on days when I had a Mustang

And now I'm in...

[B-Section:]
First class
Up in the sky
Poppin' champagne
Livin' my life
In the fast lane
And I won't change
By the Glamorous, oh the flossy flossy

[Chorus:]
The glamorous,
The glamorous, glamorous
By the Glamorous, oh the flossy flossy
The glamorous,
The glamorous, glamorous
By the Glamorous, oh the flossy flossy

[Ludacris:]
I'm talking Champagne wishes, caviar dreams
You deserve nothing but all the finer things
Now this whole world has no clue what to do with us
I've got enough money in the bank for the two of us
Brother gotta keep enough lettuce
To support your shoe fetish
Lifestyles so rich and famous
Robin Leach will get jealous
Half a million for the stones
Taking trips from here to Rome
So If you ain't got no money take yo'broke ass home
G-G-L-L-A-A-M-M-O-O-R-R-O-O-U-U-S-S, yeah
G-G-L-L-A-A-M-M-O-O-R-R-O-O-U-U-S-S

[B-Section:]
We flyin' first class
Up in the sky
Poppin' champagne
Livin' the life
In the fast lane
And I wont change
By the Glamorous, oh the flossy flossy

[Chorus:]
The glamorous,
The glamorous, glamorous
By the Glamorous, oh the flossy flossy
The glamorous,
The glamorous, glamorous
By the Glamorous, oh the flossy flossy

[Verse:]
I got problems up to here
I've got people in my ear
Telling me these crazy things
That I don't want to know
I got money in the bank
And I'd really like to thank
All the fans, I'd like to thank
Thank you really though
Cause I remember yesterday
When I dreamt about the days
When I'd rock on MTV, that be really dope
Damn, It's been a long road
And the industry is cold
I'm glad my daddy tell me so
He let his daughter know.

(If you ain't got no money, take your broke home)
My daddy told me so
(I said, If you ain't got no money, take your broke home)
He let his daughter know
(If you ain't got no money, take your broke home)
My daddy told me so
(If you ain't got no money, take your broke home)
He let his daughter know