can't be that hard,simple things that make a woman happy.breakfast in bed,phone call,flowers once a while.how's that.it's not you,get me this or that,your nice car.

What?

Can you please restate?

I didn't understand you.

Your so bad.......


I agree OP.......simple things are great!!

Are you a Bandido?

ummm my ex got those things but it wasnt enough so if thats all you want shouldnt be to hard to find a guy

I feel ya !!

It's because mem are stupid.

stop feeling that lady!

BTW.....They just don't!!!

we do, but then that stuff gets old and u want more..

Ladies and Gentleman presenting.....



THE OTHER SIDE OF THE COIN!!!

Where women don't get it either.....




See some (a very small number) of men do "get it." They understand the simple, sponaneous and loving things do go a long way in letting their woman know how much they adore, repect, care and love them. I agree that most don't.


BUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Ever wonder why some women don't "get it." Are you with me? I mean, for me I'd rather wake up to a bj than breakfast in bed, a 6-pack or beer rather than flowers and it would be awesome to come home to my woman waiting for me in nothing but her b-day suit hot and ready for me. I know most of you ladies will be thinking sex has nothing to do with what she's talking about. But you're wrong. Men have sex and interpret sexual acts (for the most part) and the deepest and most intimate way to express "Love" therefore most men are very sexual creatures. Woman on the other hand don't see sex in the same way (for the most part) They see "the Little Things" like occasional flowers, candle lit bath with rose petals and champagne etc.... as expressions of love.


So I leave you with this.....each gender has their own "Little Things" they'd like done for/to them.....the key is to openly communicate with your parnter (this goes for same sex couples too)


Now..........who wants me to get them some flowers and chocolates and draw that rose petal bath with champagne and strawberries? he he he <wink><wink>

I don't care for breakfast in bed and I'm not a big phone person. flowers are nice from time to time, but they are expensive and I always think of the fun stuff we could do with the money. All I really need to make me happy is to know that the guy I'm with thinks I'm better than all the rest and that's why he's with me.

I couldn't agree more!

It shouldn't be about those things to make you happy.

I'm happy as long as I get to cuddle up next to my man watching the football game

Did we scare her off?

No, she was to "glamarous" for us.

We're flyin' first class
Up in the sky
Poppin' champagne
Livin' my life
In the fast lane
And I wont change
By the Glamorous, oh the flossy flossy

[Chorus:]
The glamorous,
The glamorous, glamorous
By the Glamorous, oh the flossy flossy
The glamorous,
The glamorous, glamorous
By the Glamorous, oh the flossy flossy

[Verse:]
Wear them gold and diamonds rings
All them things don't mean a thing
Chaperons and limousines
Shopping for expensive things
I be on the movie screens
Magazines and Poseur scenes
I'm not clean, I'm not pristine
I'm no queen, I'm no machine
I still go to Taco Bell
Drive through, raw as hell
I don't care, I'm still real
No matter how many records I sell
After the show or after the Grammies
I like to go cool out with the family
Sippin', reminiscing on days when I had a Mustang

And now I'm in...

[B-Section:]
First class
Up in the sky
Poppin' champagne
Livin' my life
In the fast lane
And I won't change
By the Glamorous, oh the flossy flossy

[Chorus:]
The glamorous,
The glamorous, glamorous
By the Glamorous, oh the flossy flossy
The glamorous,
The glamorous, glamorous
By the Glamorous, oh the flossy flossy

[Ludacris:]
I'm talking Champagne wishes, caviar dreams
You deserve nothing but all the finer things
Now this whole world has no clue what to do with us
I've got enough money in the bank for the two of us
Brother gotta keep enough lettuce
To support your shoe fetish
Lifestyles so rich and famous
Robin Leach will get jealous
Half a million for the stones
Taking trips from here to Rome
So If you ain't got no money take yo'broke ass home
G-G-L-L-A-A-M-M-O-O-R-R-O-O-U-U-S-S, yeah
G-G-L-L-A-A-M-M-O-O-R-R-O-O-U-U-S-S

[B-Section:]
We flyin' first class
Up in the sky
Poppin' champagne
Livin' the life
In the fast lane
And I wont change
By the Glamorous, oh the flossy flossy

[Chorus:]
The glamorous,
The glamorous, glamorous
By the Glamorous, oh the flossy flossy
The glamorous,
The glamorous, glamorous
By the Glamorous, oh the flossy flossy

[Verse:]
I got problems up to here
I've got people in my ear
Telling me these crazy things
That I don't want to know
I got money in the bank
And I'd really like to thank
All the fans, I'd like to thank
Thank you really though
Cause I remember yesterday
When I dreamt about the days
When I'd rock on MTV, that be really dope
Damn, It's been a long road
And the industry is cold
I'm glad my daddy tell me so
He let his daughter know.

(If you ain't got no money, take your broke home)
My daddy told me so
(I said, If you ain't got no money, take your broke home)
He let his daughter know
(If you ain't got no money, take your broke home)
My daddy told me so
(If you ain't got no money, take your broke home)
He let his daughter know

Yeah. Men should just smack their Ho's!

spank me goof

Don't tempt me.