darkowl, this is not a good look for you

Bunch of musical savants those Jonas brothers. If only I was a nine year-old surdo-mute I could have enjoyed it.

...and now my nightmares are sure to be complete tonight.

I would think that the vocal cord thing would be quite cruel and affect the psychology of the dog significantly. I was raised on a game farm with a large variety of animals, and one must be responsible enough to let the animals be animals and do what is in the best interests for them.

Praire dogs aren't natural carriers of those diseases. Lots of animals are zoogenic in their defense. I did not know that about the opossums. Going to have to tell the old man, but his horses are pretty old anyway.

I'm not lying when I say I want a rich girl.

Akapatooie!

100$ Xbox360's at Circuit City, but I'm just too lazy.

That seems like it would make for a bad Zest commercial.

I'm not sure this question has any answer or is even valid. Most likely it is equivalent to the scribblings of a child.

AHHHHHHHHHH

Why are our linebackers so useless? WHY?

Because coach lets them float around in space doing absolutely nothing while Drew Brees has all day to both throw the ball and hit wide open tight ends.

hmmmmmmmm

tell everybody she takes golden showers

We have the tradition that the women do all the cooking, we all eat, the women do all the dishes, then the men go and watch football. Those Lions, not so good this time. Hey don't get pissy at me, I'm not allowed in the kitchen. LOL

I think we should have an "all face" day so I can trip out even though I'm sober. heh heh heh

You're giving him bad swear words. He thinks they will be kewl if he says them, but then he can no longer help it because they are that bad. HA

are you sure it wasn't just a dream?

That dude in Silence of the Lambs had a nipple ring. He was a real winner, aye?

if you want beautiful, pitiful,

have me in a picture

and if you want make me dance,

throw me round spin upon your

finger

blind labors the blind and i am

unwilling to uncover my eyes

and if you want take your time rifle

through, find a very nice one

if there's a crease in my face over

time, there's plenty more where

that came from

words, frozen, will thaw when i am

wasted, i am better shut up

and a frame is quite confining,

hang me up...hang me up

i'm in the photograph

when i'm alone and the world is a

fist, i am weightless

a universe, gravitate, orchestrate,

i am fearless

and spin, the sky surrounding free

from all the picture perfect

and spin the sky surrounding,

larger than life, meanwhile

Not a collector.

I did buy a random pack of football cards for no apparent reason last year, though. Got a Brett Favre numbered to fifty.

You think that pork? That not pork.