OK OK OK

:yelling loud on top of a mountain:

I A M B I X E S U A L !!!!!!!!

And very happy about it!

Thanks for the vote of confidence

Very macho here

I rented this movie once when I was a kid.....and I only remember renting it cuz the guy on the front cover had a HUGE gun!!!!....it was like an M-16 on steroids!.....maybe an M-16 with a bunch of other guns attached to it....was that Megaforce?.....If not.....can anyone remember that?

I think that was it. He rode a motorcyle in the movie, and he had a team with him that could ride around without making a sound.

Oh, another cheesy film....IRON EAGLE.

One day a group of the most evil got together and decided that man had really made a mess of the earth above and that they could do better...
... and they all agreed that no longer should GODs creation of man and women be the only man of its kind.

... They picked their leader Satan, to go tell GOD, that they were done with Him.

So Satan walked up to the edge of heaven and asked for an audience with him. Satan said, "God, we've decided that we no longer need you.

See, we can make the earth shake and make the mountains fall to earth. We can make the rocks in the heavens to come crashing down to earth. We can make the winds blow so hard, and pick up anything and move it to and fro, from here to there. We can make the moon turn red or black so its light can not been seen by men from the earth. So why don't you just go on and well take it from here."

God listened patiently and after the Satan was done talking, God said,
"Very well! How about this", GOD said? "Let's have a man making contest". Show me you can make a man, just like the way I did, like the way I made Adam, and only better, I will turn away. To which the Satan replied, "OK, great!"

And Satan said, "Sure, no problem" with a sheepish grin on his lips, he proceeded to bend down and grabbed himself a big handful of dirt.

God just looked at him, shook his head and said, with the most serious of faces


"No, no, no, no, OH nooo Satan. Thats my dirt.
You have to get your own dirt!"

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