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Thu 10/02/08 12:26 AM
Your Honor..You MUST Lock Him UP!!
The crowd, they did exclaim!
If not for us, then do it for him
He's obviously INSANE!

The Judge asked..what did he do?
Inflict some grevious pain?
FOR IF HE DID..Ill Throw away the key!
And there he wil remain!

The crowd went silent...for just a moment
Pondering on how to explain
When a man stepped forward, and said, Judge
I cannot and will not refrain!
We have all had it up to here...with him!
And his lies, we all do disdain!

The Judge said.."I know he comes up with some doozies
So what is his latest Claim??

Judge,..may i whisper it to you?
For this is hallowed ground.
And I dont want the children to hear of this
Not a whisper , not a word or a sound
So the claim was relayed
The judges face went astound!

LOCK HIM UP!!
The judge did yell..
Its Blasphemy...do tell!
Its completely and utterly, unfound
And may God forgive him,
To make such a claim,
That the world we live on is Round!
Brad Yates...06/2005

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Thu 10/02/08 12:01 AM

ONE STEP FORWARD...2 STEPS BACK


I quit the dope
one step forward
Im addicted to love
2 steps back

I finally talked to my mother
one step forward
My father has passed
2 steps back

I fixed my car
one step forward
My licence is suspended
2 steps back

I made love to a man
one step forward
We havent talked since
2 steps back

I dont cry anymore
one step forward
I hold it inside
2 steps back

I see my life more clearly now
one step forward
I see what ive done
2 steps back

Ive finally forgot about HIM
one step forward
I still look at his picture
2 steps back

I love myself
one step forward
Im not sure who I am
2 steps back

I know how to live
one step forward
I wish I was dead
2 steps back

by Roberta Murdock 10/01/08





Roberta..:heart:
You are so friggen special....if you only knew..you would have 100 billion steps forward!!

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Wed 10/01/08 11:53 PM


Hey fade & luv2rocknroll...if this works out....how about a loan???bigsmile
Yeah, ill loan you my body!!!

drool drool drool drool drool drool drool drool drool drool drool drool drool drool drool drool drool drool drool drool drool drool drool drool drool drool drool drool drool drool drool drool drool drool drool drool drool droolWOO-HOO You got it Hon!! smitten smitten smitten smitten

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Wed 10/01/08 07:26 PM


Could you post a pic of the guy(s) you nominate?

Without the meat, what's left to compare?
spock



Hey that's why we give s/n's you gotta look em up .. unless they have enough manly-man to come in here and speak for themselves...

Good luck with that rofl rofl rofl rofl


OH FADE>>>!!!! You know how to bring down the pressure Baby!!!..LOL Can you imagine the power it took to capture this beast of a fish!!!
<------- Testoterone ...shades

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Wed 10/01/08 06:07 PM


http://mingle2.com/topic/show/167190?page=16

For the calendar rejects... come have a drink with me drinks


Count me in!


blushing Cherbear.....GEEZ...how could we possibly have a Mingle Girl calender..WITHOUT YOU????:banana: :banana: drinker drool
Now...go get your kini on!!drool

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Wed 10/01/08 05:56 PM



Maybe me and ladyliz could do a lezza shoot for June?

surprised drool drool drool drool drool drool drool drool drool drool drool drool NEED I DROOL MORE?????????????????


Hi big boy :)


OH HELLO SWEET GIRL!!!!!smitten will you autograph my calender????drool

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Wed 10/01/08 05:54 PM

well Im sure noone else will nominate me so I say Im nominating myself for June b/c thats my b-day!:tongue:

Ladyliz....:heart: You have been already nominated....But Im gonna second it!blushing

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Wed 10/01/08 05:52 PM

Maybe me and ladyliz could do a lezza shoot for June?

surprised drool drool drool drool drool drool drool drool drool drool drool drool NEED I DROOL MORE?????????????????

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Wed 10/01/08 05:49 PM

http://mingle2.com/topic/show/167190?page=16

For the calendar rejects... come have a drink with me drinks

Msmyka....Dont you know...Your the Cover page Baby!!!!!drool smitten

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Wed 10/01/08 05:47 PM


oooooohhhh......


a calandar....

i nominate kaymoleann



only if i getta wear black leather:tongue: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:


flowers Would you autograph my calender?? Pls.?

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Wed 10/01/08 05:41 PM

Ahem I wasn't on that list....grumble tears

Alicat....OMG YES...You would definately be on the list girl!!! In fact...every woman on this thread..is HOT!! I think we would need to have SEVERAL calenders...Maybe a MINGLE girl for every day!!!!drinker drinker :heart: :heart:

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Wed 10/01/08 05:34 PM
luv2rocknroll.......melt me:heart:
Gypsy.....MMMMMM at a pool tabledrool
Fade.....fade me into heaven!!smitten
indnprncs... wanna be ur warrior:wink:
miskim.... wanna be your doctorblushing

Can we have about 140 months this year???? There are some of the cutest women EVER on here!!!
:heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart:

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Wed 10/01/08 05:22 PM

Ive been such a good girl all day long...

could someone PLEASEEEEEEE take me out for a walk now!!!!

Ill beg!!!!!!!!!

And yessssssss...i'de love a bone too!!!


Hey..Roberta...if ya go to the genie thread....read and see what I had the genie leave you!!!
:heart:

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Wed 10/01/08 05:02 PM
Hey fade & luv2rocknroll...if this works out....how about a loan???bigsmile

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Wed 10/01/08 04:59 PM

Has granted you 3 wishes.....


But their is a catch......


You have to give the 3 wishes to 3 people on mingle......




What are the wishes? and who are you giving them to....





1. 1 Million Dollars to Fade2Black

2. Complete Health for Haj

3. 1 Million Dollars to bad_girl




1. Complete Health for Haj
2. 10 Million to Fade
3. 10 Million to luvtorocknroll

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Wed 10/01/08 02:17 PM

Now that Im a coffee cup I wont be so intimidating!!!!noway laugh drinker

bigsmile Another good reason ...I like you as a cup is.... you will be much easier to beat at that pool tournament ...you challenged me to:wink: .....unless your scared!!!surprised

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Wed 10/01/08 02:08 PM

Now that Im a coffee cup I wont be so intimidating!!!!noway laugh drinker

Dear coffee cup:heart: .... may I drink from you??drinker you are the cutest coffee cup everblushing ,,,wish I set of six...love wow...yep....this is much easier talking to a cup:wink: ... I do it every morning until the coffee kicks inyawn .... it just seems so natural...LOL:banana:

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Tue 09/30/08 07:37 PM



Dear diary........I found this petrified piece of cheddar on my computer desk.....


<------Exhibit "A"


I think I may have a cheese problem!!surprised

GYPSY>>>!!! MY LOVE!!!! flowers
Did ya find a petrified mouse anywhere around there...??
I am that mouse!!!noway


Ya must of escaped my trap!!! drool
DRAT!!!devil

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Tue 09/30/08 07:18 PM

Dear diary........I found this petrified piece of cheddar on my computer desk.....


<------Exhibit "A"


I think I may have a cheese problem!!surprised

GYPSY>>>!!! MY LOVE!!!! flowers
Did ya find a petrified mouse anywhere around there...??

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Tue 09/30/08 01:06 PM


waving Hey ...I am me whoareyou... how goes it today???...What do you think my chances are of gettin Fade to do a private interview with me.... I was really wanting that position she is trying to fill!!drool drinker



I'd have to have you both do an interview . just so I don't show partiality :tongue:

After all...who had to spend time at the hospital last night???? drool

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