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I was at a zoo with my brother.. he had a some-what similar experiance... althugh it was with a monkey... as my brother stood in front of the cage looking up at this creature and the monkey looking back down on him...the monkey protruded his penis through the cage and urinated all over my brother!! no lie!! I think you had a much better experiance!!!
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A warm night, Tropical Breeze, fire on the beach, setting sun, good food, fine drink and a beautiful woman to share it with!
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Do You Have A Friend That
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Possibly...I have some strange friends..!!! Ill ask around and will have to get back to you on this one!!!
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What is your dangerous
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My lastest idea but not invention is about 6 inches long and pliable. Goodness, I can't believe I said that. Sorry but you are WAY LATE..... I know for fact that the pliable shampoo bottle has been around for years!!! 
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Yesssssssssssssssssss!
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I got a job! Woot Woot...better pay!  Thank you Jesus! THANK GOD...Now can we assume you will be helping out your MINGLE family...LOL... Good Job ...best of luck with it! |
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Kissing
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KISSING..??? WOw...Im gonna have to try that sometime..!!! Sounds Great!! Sure wish i had someone to show me how!!
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadvice
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so im out of town now... and im actually in indiana and hangin out at the casinos... any advice? ive never been gambling before and i am kinda shy... so please shower me with advice on blackjack, roulette, slots, etc... thanks! Definately Roulette... read up on how to play... you can pick your own odds and its also a great place to sit and be sociable...with $20, on a $1 or $2 min table and keeping the odds ..better to your favor.. you can (much of the time) sit and play for hours... with some of the bets being 50/50 chance...you can sometimes get ahead of the house and play on thier money. If you do once get ahead.. you can start decreasing your odds for a better payoff...if you choose to. |
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What is your dangerous
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Id be happy to tell you...BUT it may get me killed..!! Smokin condoms...thats some pretty serious strokin...... |
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What is your dangerous
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Id be happy to tell you...BUT it may get me killed..!!
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My wife and both girlfriends saw me on here after I saw them first on here........ JUST KIDDEN....
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Useless trivia
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when manure started getting shipped for fertilizer, they stored it low in the holds onboard ships... several ships caught fire from the manure getting wet and igniting by spontaneous combution. Once this was discovered, they started storeing it high in transit... they labeled the bags by abbrieviating "Store High In Transit".. **** Just another piece of useless trivia  Kind of like: For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge? Can I post that?  I like yours better!! 
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Useless trivia
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when manure started getting shipped for fertilizer, they stored it low in the holds onboard ships... several ships caught fire from the manure getting wet and igniting by spontaneous combution. Once this was discovered, they started storeing it high in transit... they labeled the bags by abbrieviating "Store High In Transit".. **** Just another piece of useless trivia "SH&T" |
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Useless trivia
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when manure started getting shipped for fertilizer, they stored it low in the holds onboard ships... several ships caught fire from the manure getting wet and igniting by spontaneous combution. Once this was discovered, they started storeing it high in transit... they labeled the bags by abbrieviating "Store High In Transit".. ****
Just another piece of useless trivia
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Chinese condom, Anybody?
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With the population in China, as it is.... I dont think I would put my faith in the quality of thier condoms..
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What brand of...
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I use "Jed" my jack Russel... not even a streak left! Actually.. I have to use him...Im too busy walking around the house picking up his toys, ..to do dishes |
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What brand of...
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I use "Jed" my jack Russel... not even a streak left!
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I have been a bad kitty............I lapped all my milk tonite.........meeeeeeeeeeeeeow Whats yours....... I had to eat cereal with no milk!! 
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Damn it's rough isn't it. I have always thought men want me for my mind, humor and money. Now I find it is only for my butt and my looks. Maybe when the looks are gone and old age sets in I will wish I had appreciate it more. I just checked out your pics and ...I COULD APPRECIATE ALL THOSE FINE QUALITIES!!!!!   |
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 You know you always got one from me Roberta!....Did ya hear back from him today??? |
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Hello Starz.... Welcome now go change those wet pants and come back!!  Nice to have you!!! |
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