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Gypsy didn't like it very much when I jumped up in her lap and licked myself either. I know what ya mean.. ya try to drop a subtle hint..and they just wont catch on!!  LOL
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thank GOD for Q-107 and music of my sanity ... LOL    I blame the germans and george bush......but mostly ORLANDO!!!  Im pretty sure that Orlando is Bush's illegitimate son,,,,at least..thats the rumour!
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dear diary........why does my cat sit on my lap just to lick his butt???? Again.........my new name is Chair!! 
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Ya snooze ya lose baby!!! Thats all I have to say!!!       That does it,,,me and my little buddy are gonna dink away my blues  ....and we are also going to botcott Canadian Beer..No Molson or Moosehead for us....that'll bring the Govt. down on ya!!!LOL
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dear diary.........I wish I had some hot sticky bunssssssssssss!!!   Page 56..paragraph 1111, line 765..part of my Cabana duties again
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i GOTTA quit sitting on my heating pad!!! Me bummmmmmmmms on fire!!!  Quick...get those spandex off...and get in the water!!!  BUTT, my Canadian lessons were scheduled in three weeks!  AWWWW
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i GOTTA quit sitting on my heating pad!!! Me bummmmmmmmms on fire!!! Quick...get those spandex off...and get in the water!!!
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BAD MURIEL!!! BAD GYPSY!!! BAAAAAAAAAAD BADDDDDDDDDDD GIRL!!!! I THINK I NEED A SPANKING!!!  I do believe that falls under my Cabana Boy Skilzz!!! ...Yep...right here on page 18, paragraph 30 line 6...!!! Of the Cabana boys guide to pampering & reprimanding Gorgeous Canadian Women!!! |
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I didnt back down.........I went to bed. Ehhhhhhh is always spelled ehhhhhhhhh.....you need some canadian lessons???? I charge $23789789213781 an hour but for you!!! I will give you a deal!! HEY...youve been reading my diary!! I had saved up almost that much money for a Canadian lesson....something Ive yearned for all my life! AND now..  my dreams are almost fullfilled... mAYBE we can trade....for your cabana boy skilllllllz!! Have you been talking to another Mingle member??? This is too wierd....I had that same skill mentioned to me just last week! OH....ITS A DEAL!!!!
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I didnt back down.........I went to bed. Ehhhhhhh is always spelled ehhhhhhhhh.....you need some canadian lessons???? I charge $23789789213781 an hour but for you!!! I will give you a deal!! HEY...youve been reading my diary!! I had saved up almost that much money for a Canadian lesson....something Ive yearned for all my life! AND now.. my dreams are almost fullfilled...
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You see..........we dont yall people in Canada.......we just say Hey you with the face!!!! I THOUGHT CANADIANS JUST SAID...."AAAA" Good morning Gypsy Dearest Friggin Diary...Had this gorgeous Canadian Gal ...teach me to spell..."A" with an ehh today...she also backed out of a pool tournament with me , and wont explain the "Canadian Challenge" to me!!.... Aint she great, Yall!!! |
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You see..........we dont yall people in Canada.......we just say Hey you with the face!!!! I THOUGHT CANADIANS JUST SAID...."AAAA" Good morning Gypsy
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 asylym////////////////an aussie used to sing this with me all the timne!!! Gypsy....YOUR TOO COOL..But i can still beat you in POOL...WOW...that rhymed AND...I still havent got a clear defination of the "CANADIAN CHALLENGE"....so I gotta hear what that is! Probably develish !!LOL WELL...guess its time for me to get out of our matching spandex and go put my innocent little Butt in bed... BE GOOD...ENJOYED IT!!!!!  BRAD |
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whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa one pill makes ya larger and one pill makes you small and the ones that mother gives you doesnt do anything at all!!! I think I have seen the one pill that makes you larger....advertised on TV I dont think too many people want or need the other one...LOL
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2 girls for every boy.................... surf city here we come!!! So just how does this equate to the Canadian Challenge??? Am I going to get pinched by two gorgeous Canadian Women while i am trying to play pool and surf at the same time?? Throwing me off my game??LOL
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2 girls for every boy.................... surf city here we come!!!  NOW YOUR TALKIN...But I bet One of you would be plenty!!
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Hey Sweet lady... A really Great and fantastic woman... Wishing you the very best Birthday EVER!!!
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dear diary.........time to get the surf boards out!!! Dont tell me we are going to surf and play pool at the same time...I havent done that in years!!! 
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You got it!!! Now..............you do know I am in Canada right???? Care to take the canadian challenge????  HMMMMM...what is this wasckely wabbit settin me up for?? OK...what IS the "CANADIAN CHALLENGE"?? If you dare....... |
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but I like to put the $5 on my forehead!!! <--------doesnt know how to gamble...............really!!!  WHY DO I FEEL IM BEING SET UP HERE?? But I would definately kick your butt in pool.........for $5988888888888890328902.00 I just counted my change...and Ill take that bet...double or nothin!
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