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Sat 04/11/09 09:04 PM
Nothing at all wrong with requiring that someone be financially stable. i.e:responsible.

haha Not that I am, I'm 49 and still wondering what I want to be when I grow up. But I do own my own homes and a bit of land here and there. hmmmm...wonder if I paid those property taxes? lol

In reality however, no matter what someone thinks their needs are, they end up with who makes them feel good for the greatest percentage of time. Mostly, that that freakin' low-life bum who never worked a day in his life. lol


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Sat 04/11/09 11:17 AM

i dont know whether to celebrate or tell you to get a life.

bigsmile


Get back with me when you decide. I only allocated 2 cigarettes for today..and traffics kinda dead. smokin

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Sat 04/11/09 11:07 AM



Hey - I posted 10000- what do I win?noway love


A date with the Mingler of your choice...as long as its me. lol

Hmmm...doesn't actually sound as much a prize as I thought it would before I typed it!!! ohwell


Reminds me of "Lets Make A Deal"
Ya missed out on the trip to the Caribbean and the matching luggage...
and got a Toaster Oven instead.


OK, but you CAN use a toaster oven all your stinking life. Can you say that abut a Caribbean vacation? lol

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Sat 04/11/09 11:06 AM



Hey - I posted 10000- what do I win?noway love


A date with the Mingler of your choice...as long as its me. lol

Hmmm...doesn't actually sound as much a prize as I thought it would before I typed it!!! ohwell


Hey- can we go to Friendly's??
I'm a cheap date!!!laugh



I dunno. I never play poker with a guy names ACE, never buy anything from "Honest" anyone and am not too sure how friendly a place named friendlys would be.

Oh hell. Lifes too short to take no chances. SURE!!!


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Sat 04/11/09 11:00 AM
Edited by FreeToB on Sat 04/11/09 11:04 AM

Hey - I posted 10000- what do I win?noway love


A date with the Mingler of your choice...as long as its me. lol

Hmmm...doesn't actually sound as much a prize as I thought it would before I typed it!!! ohwell

OK, I am outta here. Gonna go smoke a cigarette and drink a beer while I walk blindfolded through traffic. Have a nice day everyone. (You can breathe that sigh of relief...just don't let me see it before I go!!!). slaphead rofl

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Sat 04/11/09 10:54 AM

Revoyure=translates to "be seeing you"waving


Voyez-vous plus tard
Sieht Sie
Les está viendo
Be seein' ya!waving :angel:




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Sat 04/11/09 10:43 AM
Edited by FreeToB on Sat 04/11/09 10:43 AM


2 measly thousand??? C'mon! I've seen people posting in the high 5 figures!

Prolific, not very. Profound? I'm being nice. Darn mortality!!!

laugh
:smile: i think you meant to say morality not mortality it's amazing how a little T & A can confuse even the best of us be seeing you


Look up!
No, actually I meant MORTALITY, as in realization of our own short time on earth and that we should try to be nice because being a bastard may be the last thing we do.

hehe That OK. Its easy to see how anyone could misread that. :angel:

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Sat 04/11/09 10:35 AM
Edited by FreeToB on Sat 04/11/09 10:36 AM



Give me the wide open spaces, please. Peace, quiet, listening to nature. biggrin
I just had a ****ie chicks moment



LOL - I just saw that!




Mingle guys....Recursive descent parser code...CHEAP!!! Call me.

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Sat 04/11/09 10:32 AM
Yes, and yesterday too. Who would have thought nearly dying would be so good for me? lol


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Sat 04/11/09 10:28 AM
2 measly thousand??? C'mon! I've seen people posting in the high 5 figures!

Prolific, not very. Profound? I'm being nice. Darn mortality!!!

laugh

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Sat 04/11/09 10:09 AM


But I dont WANNA PUT ON MY BIG PANTS!!!

Actually with these bruises from being cathed in my femoral artery...twice (groin), I don't wanna put on any pants. Customers might be a bit disturbed though. lol


I told you that you'd get more than "tennis elbow" from yanking on it! bigsmileroflbigsmile


OH s**T!! I'M BLIND!!!!!


sad

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Sat 04/11/09 10:08 AM


Actually, I could probably get away with that. I dropped my pants at my local bar last night to show them off to my bartender. Yes, I'm out having a beer right after heart surgery. Can't hurt...right?


I'm not a doctor, so I feel completely comfortable agreeing that it can't hurt. Then again, I'm not on the hook for the medical bills if I'm wrong, so take that with a large grain of salt.

Wait, heart surgery, no salt allowed.

I'm just going to slink back to my corner now and hush laugh


Thanks for the advice. Gulp, gulp, gulp. mmmmmmm

ACK!!

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Sat 04/11/09 10:02 AM


But I dont WANNA PUT ON MY BIG PANTS!!!

Actually with these bruises from being cathed in my femoral artery...twice (groin), I don't wanna put on any pants. Customers might be a bit disturbed though. lol


Tell them you're just expressing yourself, and that you'll try not to aim it directly at them :)




Actually, I could probably get away with that. I dropped my pants at my local bar last night to show them off to my bartender. Yes, I'm out having a beer right after heart surgery. Can't hurt...right?

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Sat 04/11/09 09:58 AM
But I dont WANNA PUT ON MY BIG PANTS!!!

Actually with these bruises from being cathed in my femoral artery...twice (groin), I don't wanna put on any pants. Customers might be a bit disturbed though. lol

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Sat 04/11/09 09:46 AM

There seems to be alot of mexican food in this thread for my pesos!!!:wink: laugh :tongue:


Chaud et épicé est très bon mais le Mexique est dangereux en ce moment.
Je m'arrêterai ! Le Français est bon.

I sound so much better in French anyway.

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Sat 04/11/09 09:40 AM




<--------I has pesooooooooooooos!!!!bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile


Me loves pesos. You give me peso me love you foeva.
But can you make really good nachos????noway laugh laugh laugh laugh


You give me peso me make mucho nacho and burrito and taco.

Prepararé los burritos, el tacos y los nachos excelentes para las porciones de dinero.

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Sat 04/11/09 09:35 AM


It looks like Lex lost out on his dream girl.....if only he had logged in on that last fateful night!!!sad noway laugh laugh laugh laugh


Yeah, but that was in 2006 -- not only had I not had a book published yet, but I was still in the formative stages of my Arrogant Narcissistic Conceited Jerkdom. She probably would have ignored me.





You're too introspective Lex. Or you just need to find a woman that likes arrogant jerks. I've done OK so..... happy

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Sat 04/11/09 09:33 AM

<--------I has pesooooooooooooos!!!!bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile


Permitan que les presente a mi hermana.

laugh

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Sat 04/11/09 09:24 AM
Edited by FreeToB on Sat 04/11/09 09:25 AM




Awhile back, about a month ago, I was thinking of starting my own dating/social networking site. I figured I'd get alot of responses if I could come up with enough fake profiles of stunning women to fill it with. All I got was one guy who kept yelling "hello, hello, is anybody really there?"
you forgot to the leave the backdoor open for the russian and asian women who will luv you long time for a piece of meat and $789438947328973298378923 rupies!!:wink: laugh


Thats like one dollar, 24 cents!!! I'm IN!!!

BTW, Rupees are in India. Rubles in Russia and Yen in China.

True.....but India is considered asia.:tongue: Btw.......send all of your rupies to

<--------bigsmile drinker


Yeah, but I don't expect many Indians (Hindus anyway) to be wanting "meat", so I just assumed. lol

Yes we have no rupees. I do however have some Dinar. What continents that? lol

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Sat 04/11/09 09:14 AM
Edited by FreeToB on Sat 04/11/09 09:20 AM


Awhile back, about a month ago, I was thinking of starting my own dating/social networking site. I figured I'd get alot of responses if I could come up with enough fake profiles of stunning women to fill it with. All I got was one guy who kept yelling "hello, hello, is anybody really there?"
you forgot to the leave the backdoor open for the russian and asian women who will luv you long time for a piece of meat and $789438947328973298378923 rupies!!:wink: laugh


Thats like one dollar, 24 cents!!! I'm IN!!!

BTW, Rupees are in India. Rubles in Russia and Yen in China.

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