He said WORK, not WORKS!

Sorry, really. But not enough to reconsider clicking POST.

I do hear that every single day at work. And, in addition, I get "You are SO much nicer than that other guy.".

IT'S TRUE, DAMMIT!

Nice dress.

I've never been married. Everyone should be buyin' me one. Drink, that is.

I think it turns from adorable persistence to something not so nice....when he won't take no for an answer.

My strategy would be to say something like "ummmm..come on over, I have a brand new whip and some nifty clover clamps that I've been dying to try out on my next little b1+ch!"

NEVER LOWER YOUR STANDARDS!

Dammit! You said intelligent AND cultured? hmmmmmm
Maybe next time!

If you're ever hit, abused, humiliated in public and nobody came to your aid, you're living in the north. Cause down here every single man in the house will stand up for any woman being abused. In public anyway.

My girls both have been from South Louisiana (the best kind) and if you THOUGHT about mistreating them, they'd be cooking Boudin in a bowl made from your severed skull the next morning. These abusers need to just get em a Cajun girl. That'll fix em.

Bath & body works vanilla bean noel lotion. hmmmmmmmmm Nope, I've gotta go with something else.

I had a girl in line at the country store near my farm tell me I smelled SO good and asked me what I was wearing. Thought about it a sec and it came to me...Deep Woods OFF!

I've been gettin' more "I love yous" since I had this heart attack than in my entire life combined. Thats sad, huh?

So, all you lonely people who feel un-loved and need to hear it....keel over.

Congrats on getting him home.

I've never been to Iraq but my partner just came back (and left again) and said that when they catch fire, the Army rolls out with the rest of the convoy and leaves them sitting there. The MARINES roll up circling the wagons around them and kill the guys shooting. Funny to hear an old hard core biker say how much he LOVES the Marines, but I understand the sentiment.

...like that.

Convince them in their minds that you may be a psychotic killer.

Aside from that, I don't know how to get nosy people to mind their own business.

My neighbors avert their eyes when I look at them and TRY not to even see me. It's a crazy white boy thing.

Figurativly and possibly literally.

Not all of us. We just like our sweet, innocent (yeah right) loving woman to act like one...at times.

Never buy a guy tools because no matter what you get, it won't be the right thing, crappy brand, etc. My gf bought me an air compressor for my birthday once. I told her it wasn't the blow job I was looking for but...what the hell.

Get him something that he would NEVER buy for himself and something not to do with his work or WORK at all. Without knowing the guy. thats all I can say.

I find it hard to understand what kind of thoughts these people have to have in their heads to stalk people. Its different for me cause I'm a man and never really had to fear being harmed..but it freaked me out.

I met this girl ONE time and took her out. From that day and few weeks afterward, it was 100 calls a day, NEEDing to "see me"...on and on, calling me and showing up at my jobs. Finally, when she refused to quit banging on my door at 2am I called the cops..rather than shooting her to put her out of her (and my) misery. They ran her off and at 4am..there she is ..back again. It was a nightmare. I'm just glad I never slept with the girl. lol

There ARE some nutty folks out there.

Your FIRST? Wow.

Truth, the MAIN reason that I don't get too close to anyone on here is because I've had TWO. Yeah, I know how to pick em...or vice versa.

One so close I had to call police to keep her outta my door at 2am and again at 4am.

Strictly the cuteness.

But heres some god news for this day. Pol Pot, leader of the Khmer Rouge, died on this day in 1998. For all you youngsters, BAD guy!

haha My thoughts exactly. Doesn't seem like she was holding on too tightly, and not in a good way.