You could go on a murderous e-mail rampage filled with angry slurs directed at women...That's sure to get someone's attention...

Yup, I think they have a special on attention, something like $2.50 for like FIVE attentions! This is a limited time offer, hurry up, go to the Dollar Store and get them before it's too late!!!

I disagree with your six sided ring theory. I don't see how it affects the action at all. The only reason they have a six sided ring is because it looks distinctive. TNA didn't invent it either; AAA in Mexico and Toryumon X in Japan were the first organizations to use a six-sided ring, and there you had some of the most fast-paced wrestling in the world.

I don't know if they script what Tenay and Don West say word for word. There's no way to prove it; I hear what you're saying, but they give that impression because they don't have the same chemistry as such legendary announcing combos as Ross-Lawler, Schiavone-Heenan and Monsoon-Ventura. Simply put, Tenay never struck me as a great choice to call blow-by-blow. I always thought Tenay was better in the know-it-all sidekick role like he was with Schiavone in WCW.

I don't think Tenay and West are neccessarily deserving of all the criticism they get, but then again, this is coming from a guy that had to listen to Eric Bischoff commentate on Nitro for years. After you've listened to Bischoff speak, anybody sounds good.

Of course Tenay's tendency to needlessly deliver relentless hyperbole---he goes nuts with every single common thing you see happen in the ring---does sometimes deliver that impression that he's speaking from a script, I think he's just never been fully comfortable as the face man of a major promotion. He's much better as a second hand broadcaster in which his sole purpose is to elaborate on the moves/holds called by the blow-by-blow man.

One thing I strongly agree is your opinion with is TNA's nonstop pursuit of WWE talent. To say the least, I am sick of it. Of them all, Kurt Angle and Team 3D were the only signings that made sense because TNA could use the established stars...but having bums like Christian Cage, Rhino, and most assuredly Booker T (who for some reason I can't understand is speaking with a Jamaican accent now; most likely Vince Russo's doing) just displaces the guys that give TNA its identity, namely Samoa Joe, AJ Styles, The Motor City Machine Guns, etc.

Booker T is the best example of a bright prospect that wrestles elsewhere for a few years, then goes to WWE and suddenly it's likes he's forgotten how to wrestle. Booker never regained the ability to have good matches that he had in WCW with men like Benoit just a year prior to his WWE signing, and that old brilliance hasn't returned since he joined TNA. Sadly, Booker is just one of many WWE stars to have developed what I call the WWE complex.

With deep respect for his or her issues I would hope.

How would that help matters?

Me and Mary Jane Watson had an adulterous affair awhile back.

Happened while she was married to Peter Parker. I was actually responsible for the complete and utter nervous collapse of Spiderman in an ongoing saga that was never recorded in the comics chronology.

Because saline implants are a cancer risk.

There's more to a woman than big breasts anyway.

You cannot fault perceived unattractive people for having the confidence to wear a me-so-sexy article of clothing. It's their business, really.

Definitely porn music.

I thought I Am Legend was better.

28 Weeks Later has some really nasty and disturbing **** that's not ghost or slasher related.

Actually, possibly not. They've done memory test comparisons pitting chimpanzees against high level university students. The chimps most often win.

For all our superior brain power, chimps have a more-highly evolved memory center, at least when it comes to sequences. Why and how they evolved such an ability is anyone's guess, but evidently they have.

Wicker Man, Perfect Storm and AI are all up there.

The Invisible was another one. I watched that one in Edmonton, and I've never seen a movie that moved the whole audience to tears like that.

Maybe there's just something in the water in Edmonton. Or maybe their shoes were on too tight.

I recently saw Mirrors...thought it was pretty good. It's not about a ghost per se...

Strangers has nothing whatsoever to do with the supernatural...supposedly based on a true story it was.

Oh yeah..but you said no slashers...

I'm curious to know the responses.

I know exactly what you mean...A lady friend who I was pretty tight with...we could talk about anything...then she gets married, and nothing changed at first...but when she had her first kid, all of a sudden I wasn't a friend anymore.

It bothers me to this day.

When I was going to university, a woman wrote something on the back of one of those plastic things the cafe had set up on its table. I forget precisely what it was, but it was something along the lines of, "If you don't shag someone every night you're a loser," or something similarly ignorant.

I'm sure that same chick is now overweight with four kids she didn't want and herpes to top it off.

As a man, I was through with partying by my early-20s. I hope that comes as a comfort.

I don't see what the big deal is of kissing a lesbian.

Correction: the highest listed IQ. I wonder how many actual geniuses have never had their IQs tested. The great physicist Stephen Hawking probably has an IQ in the range of 190-200, but when asked his IQ, he admitted he did not know what it is. He furthermore stated that "People who boast about their IQ are losers."

My IQ is in the 120-130 range, I believe.

Last time I checked anyway.