"Maybe" is the same as "No," in that it shouldn't appear in a person's mail if he or she clicked "Maybe." I could have received a hundred maybes but don't know because they don't notify you in the event of a maybe.

I wouldn't say dreams are from a so-called "higher level."

I would say they hold a great deal of significance in our everyday lives. At least, my everyday life. All of us tend to experience recurring themes in a lot of our dreams that reflect our anxieties about the world around us. I'm not going to say that they can predict the future, but in my experience, take a dream apart and analyze its symbols and the meaning those symbols have to you, and you've got something of a view of the inside of your mind.

Energy drinks are just wrong...I got started on them about a year ago and it took until December to break the habit. Honestly...I became dependent on them to lift my spirit. I'd drink one, and feel like taking on the world, but after the effects of it wore off, I'd crash hard and feel like injuring myself. Something is not right with energy drinks.

It's not just the caffeine. There's a laundry list of strange drugs in energy drinks that do God knows what to your long-term health. Towards the end of 2008, I began having a problem with remembering things, a fairly serious problem...I mean I would regularly forget what day it was. I'd forget appointments, etc. I haven't touched an energy drink in over a month and have noticed improvement in my short term recall.

Another thing I noticed that seemed to coincide with the beginning of my energy drink infatuation. I began to experience mild chest pains from time to time. I still do, once in awhile.

Hit yourself over the head with a mallet, repeatedly if necessary...

Sounds cartoonish, but it works for me every time!

Caution: Contusions and skull fractures may result!

These chicken cutlets are not up to par...I mean, (examines a cutlet closely) are they even made of meat???????

Will I get worms if I eat this???????????

I would strongly agree with that sentiment.

(timewarps back to the days when Mike Awesome was ECW champ and Sabu was throwing his body through tables)

I use AVG...in my last virus attack, I did a scan, and it reported no viruses and about 250 threats....whatever is meant by threats...Later, when I checked my virus vault, there was a trojan horse in there. wtf?

I'm going to assume this is a problem regarding men that we could easily accuse a lot of women of also doing...

That, and it is way too late to be typing.

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Years back, my dad and I built a small house on my parents' lot, complete with heating and electricity, everything except for running water and a toilet. I lived in that house for close to 3 years. But when I first moved in, I would wake up every morning feeling nauseous for seemingly no reason. Turned out the chimney cap was partially collapsed and was preventing carbon monoxide fumes from being vented from the house...not enough to poison me, but if the chimney had collapsed a bit more I might have apphixiated to death...funnily enough, it was weeks before the problem was solved.

Dammit...Me and a friend were going to watch it last night, but the show wasn't working. Anyway, we got our money refunded and a freebee for later.

...and because I can be defensive against pack animals. They try to say that I should deal with it because it's the internet. And they're surprised by my biting comebacks when I've my back to the wall, so they relent a little.

Few pack animals can stomach prey that fights back.

I'm a popular target of the pack because I come off as different...maybe because I'm so random.

It's best not to dwell upon what might or might not happen.

I consider myself old-fashioned, but men approaching ladies is one old-fashioned idea I do not like.

I'm from Sask, but I don't think I can be that kind of friend.

According to a lot of women I've talked to, being mysterious entails to wearing a black hat and trenchcoat, growing a beard, cursing, drinking a lot and getting into bar fights. Oh, and it helps if you have a criminal record.

Yes...Was told the following day by her that she already had a boyfriend. A boyfriend she didn't acknowledge when we planned the date.

That happened almost a decade ago. It was my first, and to date, my only, dating experience.

Actually, I got that information not from her, but from him.

Ugh...makeup...yuck...

Physical attraction definitely isn't everything...

But like it or not, it is an important part of dating.