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HAHA that was good
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhoea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational. In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window. A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet. As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets, a hospitalsecurity guard, (barely containing his laughter), and who had watched the whole incident, walked up and asked, 'What the heck is going on here?' The drunk, still staring down at the bed sheets in amazement, replied: 'I think I just beat the sh1t out of a ghost |
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riddles
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OMG if I read any more... Well someone is going to be picking brains off of the walls.. My head will explode hahahaa
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So funny
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LMAO NICE!!
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Iron Man 2
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LoL...There was a Second Punisher??? OMG (I guess it really did crash & burn) It hasn't come out yet man. But it will probably suck.  ah we were talking about it at teh haunt the other night and someone said it was out already.. I just scratched my head because I was pretty sure it had a 2009 release date.. But its not the same guy soo I mean c'mon |
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what a douche
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Edited by
Army_Strong
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Tue 10/21/08 09:25 AM
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 Dude thats a good write the last lines are fine it's a good title too, whats with the picture somebody beat up on you? Thanks. lol it would take a few people and or a weapon of some kind to get that effect haha. No it's stage blood from the-haunt. I'm one of the actors there |
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ok, I wont I'm so effin confused right now |
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Iron Man 2
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Damn.. That'll prob crash and burn like the second punisher
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*so the last 3 lines I kinda forced a bit, not sure about em and the title I didnt know what to call it... I'm open to suggestions. Please don't be an a$$.* thanks
I’m depressed Not sure why Sitting alone In the dark I need someone To hold Can’t stand Goin’ to bed Alone The pillow Worn so Thin From years Of squeezing So tight There’s nothing To it now Why isn’t She in my arms Why do I continue Wishing she was More times Than not When I think Of her I’m happy Floating on Cloud nine But, once In awhile I feel Conflicted Argue with Myself knowing The answer She’s everything And, the best I’ll ever Have. DY 10-21-08 |
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CAN'T SLEEP
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Army_Strong
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Tue 10/21/08 12:31 AM
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 sorry for your loss. I can't sleep either so have a It's hard. But, that's love. Shakespear said it best.. "It's better to have loved and lost than never loved at all." MISSING MY LATE HUSBAND MAN WHY CAN'T I MOVE ON IT'S BEEN 3YRS  |
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Now thats a big burger!
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Oh lol whoops. Saw it on MSN's homepage earlier. One of those things that just has to be seen to be believed lol. I couldn't imagine doin this, I mean yeah I can eat but that's just effin nuts!! Bet he had to get his stomach pumped afterwards.
This was posted yesterday too...... http://mingle2.com/topic/show/173208 It took him over four hours to eat it....  But what they didn't tell you is that he also ate an entire container of rolaids after...... |
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Now thats a big burger!
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http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/27228081/?GT1=43001
in case you don't want to look at the article.. The 5-foot-11, 180-pound western Pennsylvania chef is the first person to eat a monstrosity called the Beer Barrel Belly Bruiser: a 15-pound burger with toppings and a bun that brought the total weight to 20.2 pounds.The burger included a bun, lettuce, tomatoes, cheese, onions, mild banana peppers and a cup each of mayonnaise, ketchup, mustard and relish, pub owner Dennis Liegey said. For completing the challenge in the under-five-hour time limit, Sciullo won $400, three T-shirts, a certificate |
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I EFFIN LOVE THAT SONG!!
The snow in Montana was three feet high Lady at the counter said, "There ain't no flights" So he called her on the telephone, He said I'll rent a car And I'll drive home. She said, "I'll wait for you like I did last year At Christmas time with your family here, And your truck broke down Out in San Antone And the gifts stayed wrapped Till you got home, Oh this ain't nothing new, Sweetheart I'll wait for you." Now he's on his cell phone In a Coupe deVille Talking to the one he loves and always will His heart is breaking Cause she's there alone Her heart is aching Cause she wants him home She says "i'll wait for you Like in '68 when our child was due I said It will have to wait Until his dad gets here, And stands by my side, Remember dear our son's first cry. oh this ain't nothing new, Sweetheart I'll wait for you." He didn't stop all day To eat a bite, And he finally got there around midnight The doctor said she's in a better place She said to give you this note, Just in case. And it said "I'll wait for you At heaven's gate, Oh, I don't care how long it takes And I'll tell St. Pete I can't come in Without my love and my best friend, Oh this ain't nothing new, Sweetheart I'll wait for you. P.S. I love you too Sweatheart I'll wait for you..." |
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itunes/ipod
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Oh go to the apple.com or w/e or itunes.. lemme look into it real quick I havent had to download it in a while.. http://www.apple.com/itunes/overview/
There ya go there is a button that says download version 8 or w/e for free now click that and go from there |
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itunes/ipod
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If you cant save your songs.. And when you put said cd in. "Rip" it it'll add it to your itunes
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No no motive. Atleast not what was said in the article. Glad your better now
I didn't read the article, it would have depressed me alot, so my question is did she have a motive of any kind? I'm very glad i never been to a shooting range in the past because i would have likely done the same thing. But I am better now so no worries =D |
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Short story even shorter. A woman went to a local indoor shooting range, rented a gun after a few rounds at a target turns the gun on her self. It just blows my mind *no pun intended* that's about the time of day that I go in to shoot, when I have money that is. I just cant believe it happend right there it's crazy!
http://www.mlive.com/grpress/news/index.ssf/2008/10/grand_rapids_woman_kills_self.html |
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No hippie here. Just sayin your both right lol. I agree.. But lifers.. $hit like that.. They should be put to death faster.. Dam* why should we as tax payers have to pay for them to rot in prision.. They kill someone or w/e they should be killed. An eye for an eye. $hit.. A bullet is all of what 60 cents? and we're paying tens of thousands per inmate... C'mon... And, we just proposed a bailout plan? We want to save money... Kill the lifers. Kick the illegal immigrants out.. Call it a day.. Hell shoot them with the 12 gauge mult shock thing haha. Screw it.. They wont hop the fence again will they.. OH better yet.. Lets give those to the gaurds on the boarder but lets make them capable of being shot out of a sniper haha. So they can sit in a tower and blast away. buhaaha
lol. army you hippie! lol i get your point but no one gets my point, the cops do what they MUSt, you do realize the average american is more a danger ot himself than anyhting outside of him right? jesus car accidents suicides robbery murder,rape,all of it. its all a mess, and you want ot tell them, you cant use tazers? give them a break? and you know what? if they wanna "police" us fine, let them, if were breaking the real laws, stay the **** indoors. if youre just out for a stroll and get your ass ebat by 20 of them, then theres a problem. and wtf is worng with ICE and the DEA? theyre doing good valuable work for us. i know prison is a ****hole, that was my point, everyone wants to incacreate, remove the death penalty, and keep slamming every mother F*cker into prison, where they just learn new better ways to kill and commit crimes, lifers should be put ot work in chain gangs or in these jobs only illegals will do. and what cop has denied you rights? granted there are crooked cops, but wtf have they done to oyu? or anyone you know when it was a valid point they had? we have laws you dolt, laws to keep you and yours safe. |
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OK ok.. Don't make me pull this car over! You'll walk I swear to god! Don't make me come back there! ok sorry. Now, both of you have valid points. 50,000 volts is what they use to bring people back when they flat line. Fair enough. I'm sure it wouldn't be called "less leathal" if it wasn't indeed "less leathal" They don't call it non leathal because like previously stated. Anything can be leathal.. Given the right circumstances.. A pencil can be leathal. The 12 gauge thing that's just effin nuts I'm not denying that by any means 20 some odd seconds of shocks is over kill. But, multiple tasers for crowd control isn't that bad of an idea. I'd take a quick shock over cans of tear gas that would effect everyone, even people not involved. That's scary. I've said my peice. Not taking sides, nor am I talking smack either way just saying your both right. lol.
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lol or a240, or a .50 cal, lmfao. ima buy one and set it on a tripod on ym roof when the ****e hits the fan, you guys are welcome to come,lol. Lmao **** get a couple I'll man one too haha. Screw the SAW haha I was talkin about hand held weapons lol .50 would be fun haha. |
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