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      i have many riddles 
 
  the fist one is a man walks in to a bar he asks the bartender for a glass of water. the bartender pull out a gun but dose not shot. the man who asked for the glass of water says thank you and leaves why?  | 
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      Could you rewrite that with some puncuation?  I think I understand what your trying to say.  Just not 100% sure.
     
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      A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of water. The bartender pulls out a gun but he does not shoot. The guy that asked for the water says thank you and then he leaves the bar.Why?
     
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      he cured his hiccups  
   
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      What can go up the chimney down, but not down the chimney up?
     
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     What can go up the chimney down, but not down the chimney up? An umbrella  | 
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     What can go up the chimney down, but not down the chimney up? An umbrella Yep!   
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      Post some more, Max!
     
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      I am the beginning of sorrow and the end of sickness. You cannot express happiness without me yet I am in the midst of crosses. I am always in risk yet never in danger. You may find me in the sun but I am never out of darkness.
     
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      the letter "s"
     
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     the letter "s" Wow. Fran - you turn me on   
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      What gets wet as it dries?
     
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     What gets wet as it dries? A towel   
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        Edited by
        jtip1977
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        Mon 11/03/08 02:16 PM
       
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      A hundred feet in the air but it's back is on the ground. What is it?
     
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     the letter "s" Wow. Fran - you turn me on   
 
Tell me more, tell me more Was it love at first sight? Tell me more, tell me more Did she put up a fight?  
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     A hundred feet in the air but it's back is on the ground. What is it? AGGGG! This is killing me (and I refuse to google it, that's low)         
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      a man leaves home. he takes 3 left turns. he cames back home greeted by two guys in masks. who are they?
     
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     a man leaves home. he takes 3 left turns. he cames back home greeted by two guys in masks. who are they? Ouch......hmmm. This one is tough   
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      if want the answer it is catcher and umpire 
     
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      You gonna put me out of my misery, jtip?
     
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