Eyes.. I'm a sucker for pretty eyes. Nice pic by the way Bored.. That's some funny stuff

You meet someone for coffee. Long story short you don't hit it off and after a little more conversation. You proceed to tell them they are off they're rocker and stop talking to them. On the phone net ect.. A couple months later you get an e-mail saying "Well hey hun. Guess when we hung out you hated me. Or I just wasn't pretty enough for you" How do you respond to that. Some people....

A first kiss should be... Short and sweet? Or a little longer and more passionate? Was just wondering

Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg,


Hello?


Hi honey. This is Daddy.

Is Mommy near the phone?


No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.
***After a brief pause,***
Daddy says, But honey,you haven't got an Uncle Paul.
Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now.

***Brief Pause.
***
Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.
Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.
A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.
I did it, Daddy.
And what happened, honey? He asked.

Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed With no clothes on and ran around screaming.
Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser
And now she isn't moving at all!
Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?
He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.
*****Long Pause*****
*****Longer Pause*****
*****Even Longer Pause*****
Then Daddy says,
Swimming pool?
Is this 486-5731?

GAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That one was harsh. It's actually my grandma. And yesterday was the 2 year mark.

Eh it's a funny pic. *shrugs* good to know I guess.

Sorry for your loss

LOL theres no chance.. It's a proven fact haha. I wasnt even thinking when I took those pics just thought they turned out good. *shrugs*

Threw a few pics up of me and my buddy before he went back to Fort Carson.

Thanks

Thanks all! Sorry for your losses as well. I will always have the portrait tattoo right over my heart to remember. to all the lost loved ones.

Void

It’s been two years since you left
Came in pretty buzzed
From a night of drinking
Looked in your room
Thought something was wrong
Shrugged it off
Because that’s what
I always thought
Should’ve woke you up
Just so I could’ve said
I love you
Just one more time
The tears in my eyes
Every time I think of it
Saying it in an empty room
Doesn’t fill the void
You’ve been in most of my dreams
For at least six months now
Never speaking
Just there
Waking up some mornings
I expect to see you in the kitchen
Taking your medicine
Or making breakfast
Then the harshness of reality sinks in
When I walk downstairs
And your not there.
Say what you have to say today
Instead of thinking you’ll
Get the chance tomorrow

DY
7-7-08

It's still hard to get over the passing of a loved one. I look back and realize just how much I've changed since 7-7-06. Have you ever looked back and looked at how much has changed in those two years? Well all.. drink em' if ya got em'

Couldn't edit it for some reason. But, yeah.. It's a p*ssy wilow

An old man peered out his window one day to see a young boy carrying a gunnysack and some chicken wire.


The old man asks, "Where you going with that stuff?"
"I’m gonna catch some chickens.” the boy replied.


"You can't catch chickens with that.” spouted the geezer.


"I think I can." says the boy.



Later that day, the old man sees the boy toddling down the street with a sackful of chickens.




The next day, the old man sees the kid with a roll of duct tape and a gunnysack.


The man asks, "Whatcha doin' with the tape?"
Boy says, "Goin' duck huntin'"
"You can't catch ducks with duct tape.

"
Again, the boy says, "I think I can"

Later in the day, the old man sees the boy strolling down the street with a gunnysack full of ducks.




The following day, the old man sees the boy with a stick in his hand.


"Whatcha doin' with that switch, boy?", asks the old man.


"The boy replies, "It's not a switch, it's a *****willow.

"

The old man says hurriedly, "Wait for me boy, I'm getting my hat.

"

4th of July everyone! Hope you all have a blasty blast.. No pun intended. And, be safe!! Enjoy!

I started looking on line and contacted the company. Gave them a break down and then they wanted a copy of my manuscript and then were willing to publish it. But, after almost a year I pulled it before it went to print. Now I'm attempting to convert it into children's books.

Tonight and possibly the next few nights.. Women 18-23... Let me know I'll give ya info!