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hey
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Well, you know what it means if we're here, right.
Still looking or pretending to be.   
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I am so dumb
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I always take a screen shot before I hit send.
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Hello~
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WELCOME
You are my destiny You share my reverie You are my happiness That's what you are You have my sweet caress You share my loneliness You are my dream come true That's what you are Heaven and heaven alone Can take your love from me 'Cause I'd be a fool To ever leave you dear And a fool I'd never be You are my destiny You share my reverie You're more than life to me That's what you are You are my destiny You share my reverie You are my happiness That's what you are. - Paul Anka |
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Yeah, but have you ever seen a cow that could speak Spanish?
is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic, our government could track a single cow, born in canada almost 3 years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of washington? and they tracked her calves to their stalls. hmmmmmmmm when, they keep talking about drafting a constitution for Irag, why didn't we just give them ours...it was written by a lot of really brilliant individuals, and it has worked for over 200 years...and we are not really using it anymore. the real reason that we can't have the 10 commandments posted in a courthouse or public edifice is this: You cannot post "Thou Shall Not Steal," "Thou shall Not Commit Adultery," and "Thou shall Not Lie" in a building full of attorneys, judges, and politicians...it creats a hostile work environment which would only complicate things further.  |
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Hilarious
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Have an elipitical machine and a Chuck Norris trainer
but walk/run 5 plus miles a day go to gym 3 times a week and work outside - favorite. |
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Welcome to the Big East.
You'll love it. Snow sports will make up for the lost beaches and here you can actually swim in the summer as the water is warm. Good Amish food will more than replace those oranges. |
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its a damn shame...reminds me of the war criminal we have in office right now...getting away with murder WOW, is that ever an understatement, two of them in fact. |
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talking to you ex..
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Flushing the crapper
and have it come up instead of go down. |
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Do scars turn you on?
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Peccy, you come up with the weirdest stuff.
The only man scar that would turn these ladies on is "the cut" you get when you're born or shortly thereafter. They really go for "bald" heads. LMAO |
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tattoos
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depends on twat it is.
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Someone had a jury question
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Wouldn't bother me. It's your duty if you are called, just like the military.
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this is me
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tell me what you think your opinion is very important to me thank you thank you thank you for your valuable time Wish you were older. Do you give Spanish lessons?
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I am poet, hear me rhyme!
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Stained Shirt
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Cool.
I'm off to a poetry read at the library tonight. |
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Dear Debbie!!!!!!
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Well, if you are going to write an ADVICE column please be ADVISED that you give ADVICE and what you do is ADVISE. The noun form is spelled with a "c" while the verb form is spelled with an "s" and any advice columnist worth his or her advice should be so advised.
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teacher issues
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i've been informed by my 9 yr old son that his teacher told the class we are fighting for oil.this angers me.although i don't want to embarress my son by complaining i'm not comfortable with the teacher telling the class this.what do yall think? CORRECTION. Our young men and women are dying in Iraq so that the price of oil can remain high enough that when Bush and Cheney get out of office they can go back into the oil drilling business and become even more wealthy. All this works wonderfully with ties the Bushes have with the Saudi royal family. If you need any more information just ask me.
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you secure with leaving your house unlocked?yes i am and will be leaving it unlocked shortly must be nice..not here where i live..no way  Come up and visit me. You can leave it unlocked any time in this town, the police station is only 2 blocks away anyhow. And you can walk to stores, restaurants, watch the parades from the front porch.... and everything Amish is only a 10 or 15 minute drive. Of course the beach is a little farther.
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have you
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Here's a little story.
This lady was in the Mercedes dealer looking at a new ragtop when she bent over to touch the leather seats and cut one loose. Of course a snappily dressed salesman was standing right there. Totally embarrassed the lady could only ask how much it cost. "Lady," the saleman answered, "If touching the seats makes you fart, you're going to s**t when you hear the price.
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have you
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ever passed wind in a public place and didnt mean to, it just sort of popped out??  Everyone has done it. The Germans call it breaking wind; I think that is when it's strong enough to go upwind.
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