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ever passed wind in a public place and didnt mean to, it just sort of popped out??
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Yes, but it was by the cheese isle so I was pretty safe
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Remember the smell that wafted over Manhattan a year ago or so?
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Yes, but it was by the cheese isle so I was pretty safe lmao  today i went into a really posh salon, and i bent down to pick something up and a little squeeky fart came out lol
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ever passed wind in a public place and didnt mean to, it just sort of popped out?? Everyone has done it. The Germans call it breaking wind; I think that is when it's strong enough to go upwind.
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ever passed wind in a public place and didnt mean to, it just sort of popped out?? Everyone has done it. The Germans call it breaking wind; I think that is when it's strong enough to go upwind.
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Yes, but it was by the cheese isle so I was pretty safe lmao today i went into a really posh salon, and i bent down to pick something up and a little squeeky fart came out lol
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Here's a little story.
This lady was in the Mercedes dealer looking at a new ragtop when she bent over to touch the leather seats and cut one loose. Of course a snappily dressed salesman was standing right there. Totally embarrassed the lady could only ask how much it cost. "Lady," the saleman answered, "If touching the seats makes you fart, you're going to s**t when you hear the price.
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Yes, but it was by the cheese isle so I was pretty safe lmao today i went into a really posh salon, and i bent down to pick something up and a little squeeky fart came out lol i just didnt say anything, i just quickly paid for the stuff, it was a rather load squeeky trump, i could have died lol
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Yes, but it was by the cheese isle so I was pretty safe lmao today i went into a really posh salon, and i bent down to pick something up and a little squeeky fart came out lol Nah!!! Blame it on the Barking Spiders
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Here's a little story. This lady was in the Mercedes dealer looking at a new ragtop when she bent over to touch the leather seats and cut one loose. Of course a snappily dressed salesman was standing right there. Totally embarrassed the lady could only ask how much it cost. "Lady," the saleman answered, "If touching the seats makes you fart, you're going to s**t when you hear the price.
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when i was a kid yes but now for some reason.. i just cant.. doesnt matter how bad it needs to happen.. if i'm around ppl i just cant do it.. not even on accident.. |
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when i was a kid yes but now for some reason.. i just cant.. doesnt matter how bad it needs to happen.. if i'm around ppl i just cant do it.. not even on accident.. its never happened to me before, theres always a first time for everything
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yup first time for everything ..
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when i was a kid yes but now for some reason.. i just cant.. doesnt matter how bad it needs to happen.. if i'm around ppl i just cant do it.. not even on accident.. its never happened to me before, theres always a first time for everything signs of getting older my grandmother did that , as she got older every time she bend down it happened. The poor soul was so bothered about it bless her soul |
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After checking out of a hotel I walked out the front door and stopped to buy a news paper. While standing there I felt gas all the way up to my neck. I raised one leg and let it go. As I stepped off the curb I hear giggling. There were 3 young teenage girls sitting on the other side of a wall next to the news paper machine. Embarrassing to say the least
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After checking out of a hotel I walked out the front door and stopped to buy a news paper. While standing there I felt gas all the way up to my neck. I raised one leg and let it go. As I stepped off the curb I hear giggling. There were 3 young teenage girls sitting on the other side of a wall next to the news paper machine. Embarrassing to say the least Somehow we manage to get a story about your ass in every morning....
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After checking out of a hotel I walked out the front door and stopped to buy a news paper. While standing there I felt gas all the way up to my neck. I raised one leg and let it go. As I stepped off the curb I hear giggling. There were 3 young teenage girls sitting on the other side of a wall next to the news paper machine. Embarrassing to say the least at least mine was a discrete squeek lol
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After checking out of a hotel I walked out the front door and stopped to buy a news paper. While standing there I felt gas all the way up to my neck. I raised one leg and let it go. As I stepped off the curb I hear giggling. There were 3 young teenage girls sitting on the other side of a wall next to the news paper machine. Embarrassing to say the least Somehow we manage to get a story about your ass in every morning.... damn I never thought about that. Now I feel like an as...I mean a bu...I mean a jerk!
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