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forever_fifites Joined Mon 02/25/08 Posts: 1092	Thu 05/01/08 05:01 PM Topic: I stood him up
I'll drink to you. But you should have set him up for a cut with the ugliest girl imaginable or the biggest bouncer you've got. You put the cloth on him, tie him to the chair and then leave and let the other one take over. LMAO

forever_fifites Joined Mon 02/25/08 Posts: 1092	Thu 05/01/08 12:20 AM Topic: have
blind sided tractor trailer truck

forever_fifites Joined Mon 02/25/08 Posts: 1092	Wed 04/30/08 08:50 PM Topic: Want to count?
diez

forever_fifites Joined Mon 02/25/08 Posts: 1092	Wed 04/30/08 08:49 PM Topic: Sour Quail
I'll stick with the quail eggs, boiled.

forever_fifites Joined Mon 02/25/08 Posts: 1092	Wed 04/30/08 08:46 PM Topic: bear stew
ill use cow in my recipe Yeah, bear and deer - yech I use ostrich.

forever_fifites Joined Mon 02/25/08 Posts: 1092	Wed 04/30/08 08:45 PM Topic: what are your fav stress relivers[non sexual]
long drives

forever_fifites Joined Mon 02/25/08 Posts: 1092	Tue 04/29/08 09:19 PM Topic: want to feel better
HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK 1. Open a new file in your computer. 2. Name it George W. Bush 3. Send it to the Recycle Bin. 4. Empty the Recycle Bin. 5. Your PC will ask you, "Do you really want to get rid of George W. Bush?" 6. Firmly click "Yes." 7. Feel better? Good - Tomorrow we'll do **** Cheney.

forever_fifites Joined Mon 02/25/08 Posts: 1092	Tue 04/29/08 04:48 PM Topic: Old sayings..
He/she couldn't poor piss out of a boot with the instructions on the heel.

forever_fifites Joined Mon 02/25/08 Posts: 1092	Tue 04/29/08 12:24 AM Topic: One night stand
I need two, one for my side and one for her side of the bed.

forever_fifites Joined Mon 02/25/08 Posts: 1092	Mon 04/28/08 11:08 PM Topic: BDSM
I don't ride a Harley.

forever_fifites Joined Mon 02/25/08 Posts: 1092	Mon 04/28/08 03:34 PM Topic: this sucks
Check this out on YouTube. Not only has Halliburton - of **** Cheney fame - given our troops unsafe drinking water, now they are being stuck in crappy barracks. Zanne, Rapunzel, anyone that supports our troops let's call on dumbfack Bush to do something about this. http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/04/28/barracks.bragg/index.html

forever_fifites Joined Mon 02/25/08 Posts: 1092	Mon 04/28/08 03:27 PM Topic: Can you love 2 people ...
three people - me, myself and I.

forever_fifites Joined Mon 02/25/08 Posts: 1092	Mon 04/28/08 09:21 AM Topic: Miley Cyrus in Vanity Fair.....
Yep, I think you are right. I was in Sears yesterday with my daughter who is very impressive and that had her playing on all the big screen TVs. Even with two layers of clothes on - she had like a long sweater thing over denim - she is still skinny. And I don't follow this stuff or watch TV so had no clue what her age was, but 15 that is just too young to be parading around nude.

forever_fifites Joined Mon 02/25/08 Posts: 1092	Mon 04/28/08 09:05 AM Topic: hello , helloo
To be 21 again be able to speak Spanish have a date with you

forever_fifites Joined Mon 02/25/08 Posts: 1092	Mon 04/28/08 08:36 AM Topic: Is it difficult for you to fall asleep
next to someone new the first time? SLEEP? You mean Super Loving Exceptionally Energizing Play? Oh, yeah lots of it - all night long and all the next day.

forever_fifites Joined Mon 02/25/08 Posts: 1092	Sun 04/27/08 10:27 PM Topic: no boobs
NO MENTAL BOOBS, PLEASE

forever_fifites Joined Mon 02/25/08 Posts: 1092	Sun 04/27/08 10:11 PM Topic: what do u do
master baiter

forever_fifites Joined Mon 02/25/08 Posts: 1092	Sun 04/27/08 06:15 PM Topic: Evening JSH
Oh, yeah. We thought you Wolverines weren't going to show up.

forever_fifites Joined Mon 02/25/08 Posts: 1092	Sun 04/27/08 06:14 PM Topic: Laundry
TEN

forever_fifites Joined Mon 02/25/08 Posts: 1092	Sun 04/27/08 07:46 AM Topic: ever thought about hiring a hitman
You are too funny!

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