husband and wife had kids, wanted to come up with a code word for sex (laundry)

1st night husband goes to wife says honey want to do some laundry
wife says that she is to busy right now.

2nd night husband comes to wife and says honey we really need to do some laundry wife say not tonight not feeling good

3rd night husband comes to wife and says honey i really need to do the laundry wife says i have a headache

4th night wife goes to husband she says im ready to do the laundry


husband says thats alright


i did it by hand

TEN

only good joke i know