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Thu 11/04/10 12:15 PM

Has anyone started christmas shopping yet??

I have and I'm already BROKE!!!!ohwell And still not done...

I wish my family was more into the meaning of the holiday....It is ridiculious that everyone I know EXPECTS things that cost soooo much. If it weren't for my young daughter I wouldnt be excited at all about the holidays


Break the tradition. I did.
I got them all a gallon of windshield wash. They got the message and now they bake cookies etc. instead of buying expensive presents.

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Thu 11/04/10 12:10 PM

well of course there are....just send me $87,876.00 and i will prove it to you!


Hurry! 10% off. Today only!

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Thu 11/04/10 09:49 AM

I wonder who 'sweetheart' is.

Me too. I'm not young at all...unless you're 65 or older.

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Thu 11/04/10 09:15 AM

Why are you assuming that those who don't wait until marriage have no morals?


Marriage is a religeous state. Sex is a natural act. I'm not religeous but I am natural.

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Wed 11/03/10 03:15 PM

Toasters do kill. If you make enough toasts you can die from alcohol poisoning!!! :banana:

Absolutely...haven't ya' ever heard "He's toast now"!

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Sat 10/30/10 01:45 PM

is that a homiemade cracker?

laugh

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Sat 10/30/10 09:24 AM


Since a lot of my friends call me Honkey, I thought I'd dress up for Halloween as...
"The Masked Cracker"

If it honks like a cracker..

No, that would be a quacker!

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Sat 10/30/10 09:09 AM
Since a lot of my friends call me Honkey, I thought I'd dress up for Halloween as...
"The Masked Cracker"

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Mon 10/25/10 02:23 PM
After 10 years with a 4x4 and a plow, my truck died :cry:
Now this year, I gotta shovel...

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Mon 10/25/10 02:19 PM
Edited by Ted14621 on Mon 10/25/10 02:20 PM
making your way in the world today takes everything you got
taking a break from all your worries sure would help alot

Cheers

"They're kookey and they're crazy..."

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Wed 10/13/10 09:29 AM
Dang, I hate it when I die from not passing these on!noway

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Sun 10/10/10 04:37 PM
Edited by Ted14621 on Sun 10/10/10 04:38 PM
Wow. It seems it was only one year, one month and day ago
it was 9-9-9
and in one year, one month and one day it will be 11-11-11.

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Sun 09/19/10 07:13 AM

Two male flies are buzzing around, cruising for good
looking females. One spots a real cutie sitting on a
pile of cow dung and dives down toward her.

''Pardon me'' he asks, turning on his best charm,
''...but is this stool taken?''



Two flys sitting on a pile of poo. One passes gas.
The other says "Hey can't ya' see I'm eating over here"!

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Sun 09/05/10 08:45 AM
Oh shoot! I'm in trouble. Ahhh, no that's not my zip code...whoa

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Sun 08/29/10 09:23 AM

To me (and not meaning to be critical), it sounds like there might be some underlying issues between you and your son.

So, what is the rest of the story. Have you two been estranged?

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Sat 08/14/10 06:19 AM
Does this mean that we can't build Christian Churches in Oklahoma?
The Oklahoma City bombing was a bomb attack on the Alfred P. Murrah Federal Building in downtown Oklahoma City on April 19, 1995 by Timothy McVeigh. Oh darn those Americans!

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Sat 08/07/10 02:24 PM

spock Say whaaaat?

Huh!

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Sun 07/18/10 03:21 PM
I reciprocate!

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Sun 07/18/10 02:09 PM
I don't remember. It's been 11,717 days since I turned 30.laugh

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Sat 07/10/10 03:58 PM
Funny?
Borderline racist is more like it.

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