I'm not sure. Let's see what my "Joined" date is.

"Quit strugglin' and get in the car"

Gays are only gay because Obama allows it.

Do you really think we give a hoot.

Uh oh, you just wrote DEVGRU

I don't see how that was a mistake.

Nope it was because she got fat!!!

Well then, why did my ex snore?
She didn't like it when her doctor told her it was because she was over weight.

I took the light bulb out of my refrigerator 30 years ago and have never missed it. In the daytime you don't need it and at night, if you're using the fridge, the kitchen light is probably on. I also took the light out out the dryer because everyone left the door open while folding clothes and then just walking away. We don't need incandecents. For all the anxious people who can't wait the 4-5 seconds for the cfl's to light up, they are now making one with a halogen built in for instant brightness and fades out after about 10 seconds.

Ok, sorry. I find peace and rest with Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny

"God" didn't write the bible...some old nuts did and there are a whole bunch of nuts still following it like it's the truth

Oh no! Just take solice that if you do die, they won't be able to close the casket.

I once worked in a small building, about the size of a one car garage.
It had a big slowly turning barrell, similar to a concrete mixer, a garden hose that would spray oil/butter and thousands of pounds of un popped popcorn in 50 pound bags. I popped popcorn for two days, filled bags of popcorn floor to ceiling, back to front and ate myself sick...I still like popcorn.

I don't think so unless Photobucket stores them somewhere else.

aw geesh, now I'm

And when she askes "Do these jeans make me look fat"?
Say "No, it's your fat that makes you look fat" !!!

"Quit strugglin' and get in the car" !!!

Hmmm, JeannieBean, you sure have a lot of questions about strange beings reproducing. Wasn't it about frogs a week ago?

Thanks Jeanie, I always say pictures of me with my Grandchildren make me look good. I cropped that picture to post on Mingle(of course I saved the original). I've been in New York since the day I was born (1948). I was born in NYC and moved north to Lake Ontario by the time I was 2. And Flip was a Cockatiel. I still pause when I shake open a plastic garbage bag because it used to startle him.

I think my caucasian coloring is a mutation of the original human coloring.