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Funny
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Sure of one thing?
The "or" in your statement means you're not sure of either??? |
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They're looking for their shoes.
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Topic:
Thanks 'God' still alive !
Edited by
Ted14621
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Sun 04/03/11 03:42 PM
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good point, we are also here (according to common belief) to give Isn't that just a religeous belief, not a common belief? |
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Topic:
APRIL FOOLS
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Stold your Mother's pocket book!
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Any advice.Its not everday this person smokes pot. Well it depends if they do it legally or not. Do they have a prescription from a doctor? If a person is deeply into smoking, buying, selling etc. you are talking an illegal activity. If police enforce these laws in your area, you could get caught with pot in your house or car. If you have a friend who robs banks, it is your choice to be their friend, but I wouldn't want to be driving the gettaway or hiding the loot for them. Point is, illegal is illegal. Well it used to be illegal for Blacks and Whites to marry too. |
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First of all, Marijuana is not addicting.
Second, so what. It doesn't hurt anyone. Drink alcohol and get beligerant. Smoke weed and get mellow and giggle alot. No alcohol for me. |
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Topic:
Headed to LA
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I'm going to LA (from NY) for work starting Sunday 2/27.
Leaving LA on 3/4. I'll be working during the day, but come 4pm, I'm a free man. Any woman willing to show me around town? |
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Topic:
wow its nice
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60 yesterday. Super high window rattling winds and blustery snow today make it feel like 12 degrees. Too cold to go outside. It blew my neighbor's tree down into my yard.
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Kill? Kill? Kill? He sure tried. I surely hope that CongressWoman will be ok.
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Topic:
Post Mortem
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No, it was the Queen Mum who **** the bed.
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Hi! and Welcome!
Your profile says you have a great sense of humor yet none of your pics have a smile. SMILE! |
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Topic:
Banana has brown spots
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The brown spots are actually "sweet spots". The more spots, the sweeter the banana...eat it!
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Topic:
How fast are you?
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I guessed all wrong lol No, you guessed right. All those written answers are wrong! And he is pointing at you too! And I'm pointing at you Baby! |
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Topic:
How fast are you?
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I guessed all wrong lol No, you guessed right. All those written answers are wrong! |
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Topic:
stooopid mechanics
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Thanks. I didn't know about the grant program.
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I was raised to learsmoking was "cool".
It was even endorsed by cartoons... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJLnPM0BjaQ&feature=related |
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Topic:
Rubik's Cube: The Movie!!
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I wish they would go for a story of like having a horrific ghost kill the person who would play with the cube and not be able to solve it. How 'bout the people who don't care about solving it? booooring! |
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Topic:
Lines
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Break up: "Ted you missed your opening AGAIN" Well that line works in either case. |
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Topic:
Lines
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"PICK UP"
"Quit strugglin' and get in the car" |
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