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Thu 05/06/10 03:07 PM
Google any of them

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Wed 05/05/10 04:14 PM
Edited by Ted14621 on Wed 05/05/10 04:16 PM
What's a "surges"?
And, "where I want to work" (no at).

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Sun 05/02/10 03:36 PM

tell something funny or embarrassing about yourself

*no insults or attacks allowed, but feel free to point and laugh at people*

I can touch my tongue to my nose



I can wiggle my ears, even one at a time (no hands allowed).

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Sat 04/24/10 03:57 PM

I wonder how many states still have a law against fornication on their books.
And, according to most religions, adultery IS illegal. After all, God's laws supercede any old American law, or any country's laws. Countries make laws for a false sense of security....

Nope. God doesn't make laws.

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Fri 04/23/10 04:33 PM
Oh how funny that is to be racist.

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Wed 04/21/10 09:06 AM
I'm starting with the couch part.

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Tue 04/20/10 09:08 AM

The ground ? Not so much.



Well, she certainly felt the earth move that time. :banana:

oops

No pic???

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Sun 04/18/10 10:09 AM

Why cant the ladies post pics like that!!bigsmile :banana:


Good point Mikey. Let me rephrase that.
I don't talk to male chests.

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Sun 04/18/10 09:49 AM
Naw, I don't talk to chests.
I'm a chestist.

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Sat 04/17/10 01:50 PM
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Amarilis.
Amarilis who?
Amarilis state agent, wanna buy a house?

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Sat 04/17/10 06:16 AM
That's the name of one of my favorite bands in upstate NY.
They used to be known as "Tickle the Taint"
What are some of your favorite names?

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Sat 04/17/10 04:45 AM
I had a cockatiel for 13-14 years. He would always say "Hello Baby, whatta ya' doin'" when I walked in the door. His name was Flip; Flip the Bird. He passed away recentlty. I think it was chirpeese. It was untweetable!

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Fri 04/16/10 01:36 PM
As for the question...I keep giving my money away...until I go broke.
But hey, they need it more than I do.

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Fri 04/16/10 01:35 PM


I keep hoping & telling myself...somewhere there's one good one left ... laugh laugh happy :tongue: and I really should know better.....:banana:



I agree with you bigsmile


Hey Ladies, there are good ones left ;)

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Sun 04/11/10 03:45 PM
Daddy never sleeps at night".
What's your vote? Just a fun song or a dirty song.

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Sun 04/11/10 09:19 AM
Nope, it's Mingles clock. You can't change it.
I don't think you can write on someone's profile. Just message them.

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Fri 04/09/10 03:15 PM
I was at a family picnic getting food in line behind my nephew who was behind his mother. I made a sneeze sound and squirted her in the back of the neck. She turned around and swatted him for sneezing on her!

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Fri 04/09/10 02:00 PM
I carry a squirt gun and squirt guys in the crotch so it looks like they wet themselves.

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Thu 04/08/10 09:38 AM
"Way to go Obama"???
He hasn't done it and yet "you guys" want to hang him for it.
You guys have nothing but inflamatory rhetoric.

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Mon 04/05/10 09:12 AM
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