Aye.

Oh I really mean it. Ha ha. Give me a woman, and I'll prove it. Ha ha.

Would you like me to view your profile Greg? I'm not really into that whole gay thing, but if it would make you feel better...

Pssh. You can't even date asexuals. Because often times, they want nothing more than friendship and strictly friendship from other people.

But for the record, I would date a celibate. I'm celebate in a no-one-night-stands kind of way. So it really wouldn't bother me.

Too many people to worry about.

I wonder if the ladies I messaged yesterday are ever going to get online...

That one is courtesy of an old coworker of mine... he was about 80 and had a new perverted joke to tell the whole staff every day.

Ha ha ha.

I got one too.

Little Johnny was watching TV when his mom came in the door.
"Hey, sweetheart. How are you?"
"Worried about Amanda," he replied.
"What's wrong with your sister?"
"Well, I went upstairs to her room, and I think she was sick, or something, because her boyfriend had his hand under her shirt checking her heartbeat. And I think she must have been having a hard time breathing, because he was giving her mouth to mouth. But what really got me worried was when the snake came out of nowhere... she seemed really surprised. They tried to kill it by crushing it between them. It must have bit her during the fight, because she started screaming. Then, it was all over! They had won. The snake seemed to be dead. And Amanda's boyfriend must be a hunter. Because then he skinned the dead snake, and took the body home with him."

You get used to it when you go to enough outdoor concerts. Ha ha. I've probably secondhanded more than some people actually smoke. =P But yeah, I hear you, it's a very unattractive habit.

said the village idiot. Then the town shot him, and all was well.

Fin.

Yeah. You seem totally fine.

"Life is death."

Whenever I feel down about things, I just tell myself that and suddenly my situation doesn't seem so bad.

Yeah, that's probably closer to what I was thinking, but I don't want to be too mean.

I just had some M&M cookies. Delish.

Love is in the air...

5.

Car, you really do need to get a grip, bro. If you ask me, you're trying so desperately to be misunderstood, that I think you're spoutting off all these "deep" thoughts you have about your life and everything else. To be honest, I don't think you really have any clue as to what you're even saying, but it sounds pathetic, and gets people to respond to you.

Maybe you could get more positive associations and maybe a little respect if you used better english, and tried something like humor or intellectual contribution to gain attention. I promise you'll have much better response to your blatherings.

True!

Ok. I have to go pick up my dog from the vet. Be back in a bit.

I'm sure they'll give it to someone like you for free, Mr. Affleck.

In the arms of a significant other. I'm still working on that.

Do you like to read?

When he talks, I just want to cry. Or shoot him.