Little Johnny comes home from school one day and walks into his parents room and sees his dad has got his mom bent over and giving it to her good. The dad looks at Johnny, smiles and gives him the thumbs up. After his father gets done he says "I shoul'd go talk to Johnny about what happened." So he goes down to the living room and sees Johnny has his grandma bent over the coffee table and giving it her. Shocked he said "What are you doing?" Little Johnny smile and said "Not so funny when it's your mom is it?"

lol...that's terrible

lol, thats funny

Ha ha ha.

I got one too.

Little Johnny was watching TV when his mom came in the door.
"Hey, sweetheart. How are you?"
"Worried about Amanda," he replied.
"What's wrong with your sister?"
"Well, I went upstairs to her room, and I think she was sick, or something, because her boyfriend had his hand under her shirt checking her heartbeat. And I think she must have been having a hard time breathing, because he was giving her mouth to mouth. But what really got me worried was when the snake came out of nowhere... she seemed really surprised. They tried to kill it by crushing it between them. It must have bit her during the fight, because she started screaming. Then, it was all over! They had won. The snake seemed to be dead. And Amanda's boyfriend must be a hunter. Because then he skinned the dead snake, and took the body home with him."

That one is courtesy of an old coworker of mine... he was about 80 and had a new perverted joke to tell the whole staff every day.

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