lemme see here.... my New Years Resolution.....


I have too many.

1. Find a gf that is not a loser who will treat me right without stressing me to the point of utter sickness that I could possibly spend the rest of whats left of my life with...

2. Spend more time with my cousins who I just got reaquainted with recently after not seeing them in over 14 years due to me being to young at that time...

3. The quest for a new business venture or to just upgrade the current business I have.

4. More new friends

5. Start doing what I enjoyed most in my early years of air brushing again, going to new and exciting places, more concerts, Start to workout again because I want bigger arms for bigger tattoos lol...

And possibly more... Coming up with new ones every year lol.

LMAO

honey, your as fine as a nice wine that is fine anytime..... Heard it on some comedy show... Then again, every fine wine needs a cracker was the 2nd one lol.

i guess mine was everyone enjoying the food i so longly prepared the last 2 days as well as everyone having a good time...

ROFLMFAO


So True lol

A Florida couple, both well into their 80's, goes to a sex therapist's office.
The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?"
The man says, "Will you watch us have sex?”
The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple
is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.
When the couple finishes, the doctor says, "There's absolutely nothing wrong with
the way you have sex.”
He thanks them for coming, wishes them good luck, charges them $50 & says good bye. The next week, the couple returns & asks the sex therapist to watch again.

The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.
This happens several weeks in a row.
The couple makes an appointment, has sex with no problems, pays the doctor, then leave.
Finally, after 3 months of this routine, the doctor says, "I'm sorry, but I have to ask.
Just what are you trying to find out?"
The man says, "We're not trying to find out anything.
She's married & we can't go to her house. I'm married & we can't go to
my house.
The Holiday Inn charges $98.
The Hilton charges $139.
We do it here for $50. & I get $43. back from Medicare.

ROFLMFAO!



Thats Awesome lol

Welcome & Merry Xmas from NNJ new members! Im new myself though... as of a few days ago. :)

i just got rid of a girl who stalks, want her number? You will find out real quick as I did that you DONT want it....

Some people these days are really ****ing screwed up... Especially TEXTING someone to tell em that... Might as well of brought your ex with ya to the date lol...



Assses

If your using internet explorer, try deleting/refreshing all your stored stuff like websites, cookies, and all that jazz. That usually fixes it.

$835 ROFLMAO...



I must be a bad monkey lol

Now, just have to meet some ppl :)

Your right, we NJ people have to get our own bulletin running. NNJ here!

Assassins Creed. The game looks ****ing awesome and has the best reviews on 360 Mag.

Hell, I would take that sey lawyer anytime lol