1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

* 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are

* 3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

* 4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

* 5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and.....

* 6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me

* 7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts o f Roasting on an Open Fire

* 8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why

* 9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?

* 10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder - - - Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, J ingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle,Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,

Thats Fantastic...

HEY! I resemble that!


These are carols renamed for the sake of political correctness.

1. "I'm Dreaming of a Colorless, Non-Religious-Specific Day-Off in Winter"
2. "Let it Perform a Favorite Weather Pattern, Let it Perform a Favorite Weather Pattern, Let it Perform a Favorite Weather Pattern"
3. "O Quaint Town of Palestinian Joint Rule"
4. "5pm to 6am without noise"
5. "Yonder in the Haystack"
6. "I Visualized My Gynocentric Guardian Kissing a Non-Gender Specific Person who is Known to Wear a Red Suit"
7. "Supreme Being of Your Choice Rest Ye Merry Gentlepeople"
8. "Homo sapien of Crystallized Vapor"
9. "I Merely Desire a Pair of Incisors During the Last Full Week of December"
10. "Exuberance Directed to the Planet"
11. "Adorn the Vestibule"
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Translated
1. I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas
2. Let It Snow, Let It Snow, Let It Snow
3. O Little Town of Bethlehem
4. Silent Night
5. Away in a Manger
6. I Saw Momman Kissing Santa Claus
7. God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen
8. Frosty the Snowman
9. All I Want for Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth
10. Joy To The World
11. Deck the Halls