The male sexual organ requests a promotion and a raise for the following reasons:

- Has to work hard.

- Has to work at great depths.

- Has to work upside down.

- Has no ventilation or air conditioned environment at work.

- Has to work in a high humidity environment.

- Has to work at high temperatures.

- Does not get weekends and holidays off.

- Does not get time off after extra hours of work.

- Has a hazardous work environment that often causes professional sickness.



Request denied for the following reasons:

- Does not work 8 hours in a row.

- Does not answer immediately to all requests.

- Does not have a degree.

- After a short activity period, falls asleep at work.

- Shows no fidelity to the workplace.

- Retires too early.

- Does not work at all unless pushed from behind.

- Does not leave the workplace clean after finishing work

Ah...but you forgot it has to work in confined spaces too...now which woman is going to admit thats not so...

OMG I gotta pee
My belly hurts too

You also forgot about having to work with the scent of fish all around it

ewwwwwww....daniel,dont even wanna ask whom u know

Jeeeeessssss.oh man you know some strange women!!!! Assuming you are talking about a woman and not trying to tell us that your into Tuna Fish or something weird....

Daniel, take your dates to the shower first.

Thats why that particular lady and I are no longer together, lol. She just did not understand the concept of more intense cleaning when she had a certain bacterial issue. Which dont get me wrong was nothing serious (just embarrassing for her). She had a chemical imbalance and thus had to clean twice a day due to it but averaged about once a day not believeing the dics that she had to do extra cleaning in order to get rid of hte issue. She kept trying different drugs and meds for almost a year from what I last heard.